Or fantasy shit like this:
https://youtu.be/la4NIOd2Wh4
So position for a new dancer, then?
Why have dancers in the first place, Ken?
Just set up some inflatable minions.
More entertaining. Minions by the billions!
Everyone's eyes are fixated on Tay.
Well, that's what I think, anyway.
Tay-Tay, makes my day-day. Hope she stays-stay, when I invite her in
No way-way, I'm not gay-gay. Will you play-play? Now let's begin.
[Need a verse here where I get rejected by Taylor ]
[two more lines here]
Well hey-hey, though meant for Tay-Tay, could also sway-sway
For Jessie J.
And I have this recurring dream where I am proposing to Taylor and singing this:
I need a girl like you. Say that you like me too. Oh yeah, please say, ‘I do'. When I come for you.
I’ve been sad my whole life. Help me deal with this strife. Would you be my wife? Say you’ll be my wife.
Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. I need a girl like you, yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. I need a girl like you, yeah yeah.
Then we’ll go dancing with our hands tied, hands tied.
Till our hearts melt, and our feet fry, feet fried.
Then suddenly we get attacked by giant mech spiders
https://youtu.be/rzEpidwMnEs
Told ya this party would be no fun
If you see these spiders you make sure to run
And boy, you didn't even bring a gun
So raise the alarm: Agenda 21 has begun
[Taylor Swift Getaway Car song playing on the radio]
Perfect song for that scene in Thelma & Louise, 'cept it's me & Tay
Dodging bullets & being chased by mech spiders all day
Secret agents fighting against Agenda 21
Getaway vehicle driving towards the sun
Lock the gas pedal down baby, set our guns to stun...
It's a cliffhanger! *boom-tish*
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