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Originally posted by Alex What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

tssssssssss... so good

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Originally posted by elFreak the c0r needs mods, and this is me saying this...imagine.

why doesnèt pakistan have a national football team


each time theres a corner they open a dep




how do you sink a paki ship


put it in water

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Lol...
I luv it Misho!

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Liquidity


-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you will have $49.00 today.

-If you had p urchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you
will have $33.00 today.

-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you will have $0.00 today.

However,

-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

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Originally posted by DJ_Misho Kids Are Quick

those could also pass for blonde, Newfie or Polish jokes.

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Originally posted by DJ_Misho Kids Are Quick ______________________________ ______ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

Un jour une famille venant de l'ontario déménage au québec. Arrivés à la frontière québécoise ils débarquent tous de l'auto et le père dit:"Voilà maintenant on est québécois!" Alors le fils demande:"Si maintenant on est québécois,avant,qu'est-ce qu'on étaient?"
Le père répond:"Ontariens" ON 'TAIT RIEN!


lol only works in french

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Originally posted by Dj Nacht Un jour une famille venant de l'ontario déménage au québec. Arrivés à la frontière québécoise ils débarquent tous de l'auto et le père dit:"Voilà maintenant on est québécois!" Alors le fils demande:"Si maintenant on est québécois,avant,qu'est-ce qu'on étaient?" Le père répond:"Ontariens" ON 'TAIT RIEN! lol only works in french

LOL indeed