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Originally posted by Spam The "absolute" definition of "loving your enemies" is allowing them to slap your left and right cheek?

Only the face cheeks though. If your butt cheeks are slapped, Oh Heaven Forbid !!!

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But the subsequent collision of fools...
Well versed in the subtle art of slavery.

This has really gone on long enough.

NSFW

http://i.imgur.com/yd79b.jpg

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

ahha omg that's so awful. you can't post that on good friday dude.

Unless it's... BEST FRIDAY!

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Damn it Hal.

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Stubird with the edit!

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

You like lamb, don't you? Isn't eating something usually worse than fucking it? I mean if I fuck someone that's one thing, but if I broil them that's (usually) worse!

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

THESE ARE MY BELIEFS, STOP PERSECUTING ME

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Originally posted by Spam The "absolute" definition of "loving your enemies" is allowing them to slap your left and right cheek?

Maybe I exaggerated, but Jesus said to turn your other cheek if a cheek is slapped. Retaliating or saying a comeback is simply wrong.I have to love my enemies unconditionally through the thick and thin.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Stubird with the edit!

Ninja edit, too!

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I literally could not have self-edited better, myself! I think you may have some sort of script that gives you a phone alert whenever I post.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I literally could not have self-edited better, myself! I think you may have some sort of script that gives you a phone alert whenever I post.

Yeah, it's like my fucking spidey-sense tingles

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