Yeah. Life was way cooler before dudes started getting tricked into thinking fat bitches are beautiful. Simpin IS easy.

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Did a solo half distance triathlon this morning, since my race was cancelled due to COVID.



The July heat in America is brutal. Also nutrition on the bike was very difficult and made me cramp up super hard on the run but that's a different story. Glad I did it.

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So you didn't poop yourself?

No joke, I shat 4 times before I got started. Like, each time I got a little bit more out until finally my colon was empty. Any less and I almost certainly would have towards the end of that run.

Sorry, Jay, no pics unfortunately

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Story delivers.

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Originally posted by ziptnf No joke, I shat 4 times before I got started. Like, each time I got a little bit more out until finally my colon was empty. Any less and I almost certainly would have towards the end of that run. Sorry, Jay, no pics unfortunately

Race morning poops go like this...
1 poop - gonna be pretty good
2 poops - gonna be epic
3 poops - uhh, I am kinda nervous
4 poops - RIP in pieces.


Looked pretty tough, nutrition and effort are two of the hardest things to get right.

Couldn't have guessed this thread would unravel to include a commandment, Top Gun references, a shout-out to Giorgio Moroder and Pete Bellotte, and a question about pooping in pants that doesn't involve kids.

This thread = great balls of fire!

At least we hit 2 pages with a Friday thread, again.

I can lend you pics if you need them, bro. How much you want, man? I got the best shit north of Juarez.

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I'm going to start shitting in piles outside to see how much i actually shit in a day. 5+ shits normally

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Originally posted by planetaryplayer I'm going to start shitting in piles outside to see how much i actually shit in a day. 5+ shits normally

No shit?