Council issue Prius, iphone? As if the parking attendants aren't douchy enough, they give them the ultimate douchebag accessories as well.
Saying that, a few years ago I didnt chase one, but i did take his stupid pad. In my defence, i asked him before hand if i can just jump into the store to hand off something and that it will take me 15 seconds max (it did and he said yes), i left the car running and my door was fucking open because like i said, 15 fucking seconds. I come back with the guy smiling at me and saying that im not allowed to park there. I looked at him for a few seconds dumfounded, pulled the ticket book out of his hand, got in my car and left. That was...well i dont know how long ago, but it was two cars ago, so im pretty sure im not getting fined for that.
Also, by law i can leave my car for 15 minutes before i have to pay for parking so fuck that guy.