that's not fair. u have to compare me to someone who is REAL

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by StanVoid pass Q: butters or cartman

A: you know who b!otch ... leopold stotch by a mile! ..
Q: better living environment ? the "9th ward/east compton" ghetto neighborhood or the vast areas of the jungle ?

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Originally posted by StanVoid pass Q: butters or cartman

cartman



watching ur gf take a dump (just u 2 in the bathroom)?


or


having her rip a really nasty fart in front of you and your friends...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee cartman watching ur gf take a dump (just u 2 in the bathroom)? or having her rip a really nasty fart in front of you and your friends...

the fart ... but, i've been in both scenarios

Q: F1 or blue dolphins

A: F1

Q: Hot weather or cold?

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John Donne "Valediction: Forbidding Mourning". Thy firmness makes my circle just, and makes me end where I begun.

Cold!



Q:



or

A: 1st

Q: Innie or Outie? (bellybutton)

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A. Innie

B. Up or Down?

A: up

q; shemale or female?

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a: shemale

q: really or not?

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A. not

Q. How long is a piece of string?

(5001st reply!)

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time. There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'

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Originally posted by _Ocean_Drive_ Q. How long is a piece of string? (5001st reply!)

A. as long as it needs to be

Q. what hasnt been asked before?

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Her locks were yellow as gold :
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Night-mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
Who thicks man's blood with cold."

Samuel Taylor Coleridge