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Originally posted by Renzo Stuart, Alanis Morissete once said, "it's like rain on your wedding day, it's a free ride when you've already paid." Have you ever written such beautiful lines on paper?

Yes, I have actually.

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Originally posted by jennypie I dunno, did you come?

Yeah

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Never question me again.

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Originally posted by jennypie Never question me again.

Noted.

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Stuart, how do you expect Bas to have a wank with lobster rage fists? They just get in the way.

You inconsiderate asshole.

Stuart, a math/life problem for you. Let's say Jake just got promoted. When Jake goes to the bank, he realizes he has $525 in his account. Not a penny more. And let's say Jake decides he either wants to buy Jennifer a present for her birthday [and ship it to her] OR he wants to fly to Canada and pinch her tits 30 times.

Should he buy her something nice or should he buy the plane ticket?

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Originally posted by Renzo Stuart, a math/life problem for you. Let's say Jake just got promoted. When Jake goes to the bank, he realizes he has $525 in his account. Not a penny more. And let's say Jake decides he either wants to buy Jennifer a present for her birthday [and ship it to her] OR he wants to fly to Canada and pinch her tits 30 times. Should he buy her something nice or should he buy the plane ticket?

As if Jenny would let Jake pinch her tits 30 times on her birthday with out a present

Plane ticket though. In case I'm wrong.

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Originally posted by jennypie You might disagree at first, but it's because they had sexier panties.

I never thought of that, you're absolutely right.

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Would you hit this?

With a shovel, maybe.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk With a shovel, maybe.

So whatever happened to Slylee?

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Originally posted by igottaknow So whatever happened to Slylee?

Life?

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