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shaw
RIP
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station
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Oct-10-2010 04:21
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infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
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quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Definitely AFTER she becomes your human toilet. |
I suppose you are right...you always know just what to say
i've never felt this way about someone before..... so much that it hurts? so i need a plan.
i've made this construct of her sister...
now you probably wondering - what did you use to fill the breast?
it is filled with selsun blue, dandruff shampoo in the US. i used it to treat a case of Tinea Versicolor; a skin fungus. it is a choice filling because of its powdery flower scent, similar to always pantiliner, which young penelope will surely be adapting too soon, so may as well get used to the scent?
but there is also the question of: why penelope (her younger sister), and not julia? its simple really..... i've been reading about women through torrented ebooks. and the plan is to make julia jealous by starting a relationship with penelope! women are so easy to manipulate into love, no? she is sure to be mine...
to prove how in love i am with julia, i have been collecting my sperm into this cd container thingy, making a hardened donut of passion
my question is: why offer a tiny, gold ring of devotion from some greedy jew when i can forge a mighty one using my very soul?
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When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.
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Oct-10-2010 05:24
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Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
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quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Does sushimum like electronic music? Or birds? |
She likes some of the downtempo stuff that I've given her ober the years. She likes Massive Attack
quote: | Originally posted by Lira
And did you get the sushi from your mother and the punk from your father? Sushimum and Fatherpunk have a nice ring to it... though fatherpunk sounds like the name of a mohawk-sporting priest. |
My mum's a spiritual hippy type, and my dad's very, very conservative.
I got both my sushi and my punk from my late teenage years, coming from various friends and their influences.
quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Is your father a priest? Does he like mohawks? You can say no if you don't want him to get into trouble. About the mohawk thing, that is, I reckon the church has no quarrel with sexually-active members nowadays. |
My dad is not a priest. Before meeting my mum, and having me as a kid, he was a semi-professional tennis player, with a 'proper job' of managing airline/resort stuff for the Whitsunday Islands here in QLD.
I mentioned his conservative views, which brings back a big "NO" on the whole mohawk thing. One of the genes my dad shares with me is the "doesn't have much hair" gene, so I can only assume that his conservative ways are brought on from not being able to have a wicked mohawk, to rock out with. Very unfortunate.
As for the sexually active part.... Eww. He's nearly 70. WAT.
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Oct-10-2010 07:43
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Fledz
Banned
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: London UK
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Oct-10-2010 08:16
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