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pooley
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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: near Brussels

MART ASS ANSWER #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for
speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the
cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without
a ticket.

SMART ASS ANSWER #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up
that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for
miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
walks up to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got
stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and
ran out of gas."

#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR:

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class,
I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness,
or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence
is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes
her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam
with your other hand."


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mellow_head
I Kill For You



Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Tongeren, Belgium

quote:
Originally posted by Xilver
Wauw zeg, ben jij niet even de grote COR-man. Negeren ze je posts daar even hard als hier?



Hmm toch weer interessant, Niklas Harding vroeg onlangs aan mij of er hier in BelgiŽ get te doen was? Waarom weetk ni? Wa zouk zegge volges u?


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Jasperovitsj
Zehra roxorzz my boxorzz



Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Hoboken, Belgium

Hij kan misschien samen met u naar de hoerenbuurt?


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mellow_head
I Kill For You



Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Tongeren, Belgium

I'll let him know.


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Freezel
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Holland

Zal em hem tegenvallen als ie gewend is aan die Deense vrouwen

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Xilver
Driven by passion



Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Wilrijk, Belgium

quote:
Originally posted by mellow_head
Hmm toch weer interessant, Niklas Harding vroeg onlangs aan mij of er hier in BelgiŽ get te doen was? Waarom weetk ni? Wa zouk zegge volges u?


Wauw zeg. Als je ook naar Trance Energy komt, mag ik je dan even aanraken?


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mellow_head
I Kill For You



Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Tongeren, Belgium

OK dan suit yourself


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Tiger777
Pensionable tranceaddict



Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Ternat

quote:
Originally posted by Xilver
Wauw zeg. Als je ook naar Trance Energy komt, mag ik je dan even aanraken?


Raak pooley liever aan, hij is da gewend van zijn verborgen job als gigolo voor oude vrouwen.

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Synthesia
Tranzy States of Mind



Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Belgium

- Ik snoof ooit Coke, maar de ijsblokjes blokkeerden mijn neusgaten.
- Bedenk steeds dat je uniek bent, zoals iedereen.
- 24 uur in een dag, 24 >bierflesjes in een krat, toeval?
- Het is niet leuk om een jaar ouder te worden, maar het is nog altijd beter dan het alternatief.
- Sla nooit een man met een bril. Sla hem met je vuist, dat komt harder aan.
- Als ik de dood overleef, overleef ik waarschijnlijk alles.
- Ik mis mijn ex nog steeds, maar het is er niet meer zo ver naast.
- Als je ouders geen kinderen konden krijgen, dan jij waarschijnlijk ook niet.
- Ik steun openbaar onderweis.
- Maak me niet kwaad, ik heb niet veel plaats meer om het lijk te verbergen.

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Push2005
Sidechain'd



Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Belgium

quote:
Originally posted by Synthesia
- Sla nooit een man met een bril. Sla hem met je vuist, dat komt harder aan.
- Ik mis mijn ex nog steeds, maar het is er niet meer zo ver naast.


Zalig

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Sh!fty
where's the booz?



Registered: May 2005
Location: Mechelen/Brussel

Vraag me nie welke retard da op z'nen test heeft geschreve


Wiskunde

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Freezel
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Holland

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

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