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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
Jun-14-2007 18:49
The_G0dfather
faisant cagnard
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Corleone, Sicilia
ocharme, krijg compassie, niets kunnen eten nu vnv ?
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Jun-14-2007 20:13
Real
hi!
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout
Droog brood.
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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
Jun-15-2007 09:42
Xilver
Driven by passion
Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Wilrijk, Belgium
quote:
Originally posted by Real
Droog brood.
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Jun-15-2007 09:46
The_G0dfather
faisant cagnard
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Corleone, Sicilia
zo'n vuil meske, da gaat infecteren...
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Jun-15-2007 10:35
Real
hi!
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout
quote:
Originally posted by The_G0dfather
zo'n vuil meske, da gaat infecteren...
Ja inderdaad. Dat is toch niet meer verantwoord.
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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
Waarschijnlijk is dit fake, maar ik vind dit toch weer erg boeiend om te bekijken.
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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
Waarschijnlijk is dit fake, maar ik vind dit toch weer erg boeiend om te bekijken.
Amai, wat een irritant kind
Jun-15-2007 17:43
MikeVee
THUNDERDOME
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Leuven
Mwahaha, wat een marginale jerry-springer-achtige bedoening.
Dat kind spreekt al en doet hoofdbeweignen zoals de negers doen
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Jun-15-2007 17:57
Push2005
Sidechain'd
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Belgium
LOL wat een toestanden
Jun-15-2007 18:04
Gladius
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Antwerp
quote:
Originally posted by Real
Een bron van hilariteit: eieren van het kippenhok in je broekzak stoppen, en dan met je heup de deur tegenhouden. Probeer het vooral ook zelf eens uit!
haha =)
had gisteren ook (weeral) zoiets voor: bord met soep scheefhouden om eronder te vegen met de vod, waardoor den helft op de grond terechtkwam. what a mess =<
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