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Originally posted by TranceGiant

What? Are you saying that you can force a horse to have an erection if you point a gun at it? I'd be totally flabbergasted if you could even show me a horse that understands the gun-to-dead connection.

i totally disagree with u erik it should be banned !

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Originally posted by trancaholic What? Are you saying that you can force a horse to have an erection if you point a gun at it? I'd be totally flabbergasted if you could even show me a horse that understands the gun-to-dead connection.

that would be the last resort.
step 1: Get it horny with the coke
step 2: Add some viagra if he's still not "up" to it
step 3: okay, dude. You're gonna stick your pen0r right into this nice guy's ass or we shoot your daughter.

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Originally posted by TranceGiant that would be the last resort. step 1: Get it horny with the coke step 2: Add some viagra if he's still not "up" to it step 3: okay, dude. You're gonna stick your pen0r right into this nice guy's ass or we shoot your daughter.

Ahh, so it only works on daddy-horses. Clears everything up for me - it was the generality of the approach that I couldn't quite get my head around.

i'm still reading through this thread, but i stumbled to one of the threads you linked to from here:

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Originally posted by Renegade um, why are ppl are defending the athiest who wants to send his children to hell??? i think some of you don't understand what an athiest is. in case you werent aware athiests are ppl that don't think god is real,but heres a question for all the athiests out there who thinks its cool to hate god: HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE IN A GOD IF HE DOESN'T EXIST???? thank about it. if you don't beleive in god, then there MUST be a god there for you to not beleive in. how can you not beleive in god if he doesn't exist??? so you can see why athiests are wrong. ask this question and i BET they can't give you a straight answer because they know deep down they are WRONG. here are some more facts about so called athiests: - atheists wroship a man call charles darwin who was the inventor of evolution (i think EVILution would have been a more truthfull name tho lol ). what athiests DONT know is that charles darwin admited he was a christian when he was dieing and said everything he had invented was actually a lie i wonder if athiests would still worship him if they knew this??? LOL - evolution is a theory that says animlas have mutated from other animals but if this is true than havent we EVER seen an animal mutate into a diferent animal??? haver you a seen a fish mutate into a donkey or a wtaermelon mutate into a dinosaur??? can you beleive this is what athiests actually think happens!!!??? - athiests think ppl came from monkeys but have you ever seen a monkey give birht to a person? lol no i don't think so. also athiests beleive that everything mutated from dinasaurs but this can't be true because arkolagists (sp?) have found footprints of ppl and dinasaurs walking next to each other do you wanna know whats cool tho? this is just what it says iN THE BIBLE!!! - athiests think they can explain everything with science but there are lots of things there science cant explain. can science explain why ppl love each other or a sunrise or why the sky is blue??/ athiests probably dont beleive in love or beleive the sky is green or something because there science cant explain them lol so as you can see athiests beleive in lots of wierd things they shouldnt be telling to there children. slylee i think you should talk to ur uncle about this. maybe try using the agruements i've used here (trust me they ALWAYS woprk to proove that god exists. then tell him that even tho he hates jesus now JESUS STILL LOVES him!!! can you imagine how shoecked he will be when he hears this??? lol good luck i will pray for you!!!

best post ever

edit: actually, subsequent posts in the same thread are just as funny

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Think you know what a "British accent" sounds like?!

I've told you once and I'll probly have to tell you again but there aint no such thing as a "British accent" and finally the BBC has done me the favour of proving it!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/voices/recordings/index.shtml

You think you know what a Yeti is?

I've told you before, and I'll probably have to tell you again: There's no such thing as a Yeti and finally Wikipedia has done me the favour of proving it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeti

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Originally posted by trancaholic You think you know what a Yeti is? I've told you before, and I'll probably have to tell you again: There's no such thing as a Yeti and finally Wikipedia has done me the favour of proving it! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeti

Yea but Yetis dont get hired on every single American film/sitcom to depict the "typical Dane"!!!

i'd like to say that all irish arent alco loving fighters.....but...

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Okay, so I have a dilemma:

I have just started school here again, the same school as when I left school for Canada. It's the best secondary school in my town but nothing that would be something to put up on a international level or anything But still decent school, not too much work, not to lame. Anyhow, someone else from another school about two hours from here asked me if I didnt want to go there for my last year of school. They got free spots and would be happy to take me in with my grades and so on. This school would be one of Sweden's absolute best ones with a funding about twice as high as the one im currently attending (I wouldn't need to pay any extra tho). I would also get the possiblity to choose a lot more extra courses and raise my average. So it's by far a better education there than what im currently getting.

However, here are the problems. The school is at some kind of manor in the midle of nowhere, and after spending 1 year at a farm in the middle of nowhere in Ontario I dont know if I want to do that again. Sure this would be different cause i would live in some kind of residence where lots of other students would live so it would be good party all the time I guess. Another problem tho is that I really like my life as it currently is, I live downtown in a big nice house, with good food cooked for me everyday, with lots of great friends that I really love (even tho they are kind boring sometimes ). And my new class I'm starting here seems to be lots of fun! So I would leave a lot behind me, I also have a few projects going on here that I would like to continue.

So what do you think I should do? Education above current quality of life? Safe social life or take a risk? etc.

happiness is more important then education.

I would stay where you are if your happy there. If the school in the manner mixed? If not, would you really want to board with alot of guys?


bring the vasiline if so. No one likes a cock fest.

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