Oh right, so I have to share a joke I heard today here as well ...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
watching as the President sits, head in hands, crying quietly.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a
brazillion?"
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Retro ...
Oct-03-2005 21:06
Shakka
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by occrider
Oh right, so I have to share a joke I heard today here as well ...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
watching as the President sits, head in hands, crying quietly.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a
brazillion?"
That was an ooold blonde joke turned political. But it's a funny one no less.
Oct-03-2005 21:50
TranceGiant
randomly disappoints
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: (Strudel)-City that never sleeps
Happy New Year, my fellow Jews.
Hope you had nice dinner.
I did, and the vodka shot in the end killed me,,,, which is why Im instantly gonna drop into my bed now,
cheers
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Oct-03-2005 22:44
DrUg_Tit0
e^(i*pi)+1=0
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Zagreb, Croatia
Happy new year. What is it, 5766 now?
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Oct-04-2005 01:41
metalgearsolid
I am a sexist
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: For you neo/
I find it disturbing how people just wait and wait and never reply but you know they are there and they never reply. It is quite freaky when you think about it.
Oct-04-2005 15:58
trancaholic
Danish Prophet of Doom
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Aalborg
^^^ Some people have jobs, studies, or private lives that need taking care of. If you have written a well-argued post they might choose to hold off responding until they have sufficient time to write a reply of the same standard. Then there's the cases where your post stinks, and it is obvious to anyone with more than a couple of braincells that you have succeeded in proving nothing, so people hold off replying because they think there's nothing to reply to. Finally, there's the case where your post is so brilliant that no one can refute your points, and those you were arguing with take the easy way out and never replies a "you win" out of pride.
Choose the explanation that best suits your ego and post.
Happy New Year TranceGiant!
Oct-04-2005 16:25
St_Andrew
I <3 NYC
Registered: May 2003
Location: Stockholm, Sweden
quote:
Originally posted by Renegade
Intelligent Design indeed:
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"First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me— and there was no one left to speak out for me." -Martin Niemöller
Oct-05-2005 17:04
Trancer-X
mutatis mutandis
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Shambhala
quote:
Originally posted by occrider
Oh right, so I have to share a joke I heard today here as well ...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
watching as the President sits, head in hands, crying quietly.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a
brazillion?"