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| quote: | Originally posted by St_Andrew
Btw, I'm never gonna drink again. I made out with this ugly girl last night, and I knew she was ugly why I was doing it, and I knew I was going to regret it while I was doing it. Still I did it. What the fuck, total loss of judgement 
The reason I ended up there was that I was hitting on this cute girl (a friend of the ugly girl), then her (ugly) friend started to dance with me, and I guess I was too nice to push her away or something. She gave mer her number and everything 
Probably a shit load of my friends saw it too. Damn it! haha |
So, not only did you impose upon this poor creature your awful company , and misled her into believing something beautiful was happening, by accepting her phone number, you also feel the need to ridicule her on the Internet and calling her ugly? Bad Swede - bad Swede!
Hmm, but in all seriousness, I think I can match your night: I was going to see some experimental electronica at a local bar with some friends, and then meet another friend later. The electronica was indeed experimental, and after having listened to annoying sounds with seemingly no guiding composition, we went for plan B: Get drunk. This I excel at, so within a couple of hours I was flying - timing it perfectly to meet my other friend, sober as a nun, at another bar. It turned out that his grandfather had just died that day, and that his girlfriend had just broken up with him. Great fun. In this confused moment of drunkeness and seriousness, this pretty girl comes over, introduces herself, and grab my hand. Of course I forgot her name immediately, and my drunken brain couldn't really think of anything to say to her. She just stood there looking.
Fortunately, one of my friends came to the rescue. He dragged me away, into another bar, where someone readily poured their drink down my shirt. From that moment of, everything's a blur, but judging from the text messages on my phone, I apparently disappeared at some point without telling anyone. Bad Dane!
Anyway, remember to report back on that Dragon. I'm curious.
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