Here is something to make you laugh.... at least if you are a cat person.

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Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary: 8:00am Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30am A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40am walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00pm Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00pm Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing! 11:00pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary: Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and myself are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this act would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe ... for now.

This is Sleazy...




He's a cat who basically hangs around, sponges food, sleeps where he wants and I don't know where he came from or if he's got an 'owner' as such. Sort of like one of your dope fiend friends you 'kind of know' and they basically glue their arse to the couch and never move watching TV and sleeping all day and night.
Only active about 2 hours a day for defecating, eating and if he could talk, would probably complain bitterly about the station being changed.

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Originally posted by Lilith This is Sleazy...

THAT CAT LOOKS STONED!!

like he tore UP!!! ha ha

Yes for awhile I was worried he was sick and took him to vet to get checked out just in case something was broken. $70 and half an hour later I get the results back that he's perfectly fine, just bone lazy and about as useless as a rock.
If there was a mouse in the house he'd probably let it sleep next to him.

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Originally posted by Zild Shit's been boring as fuck in here since I killed the idiots.

LOL, apparently your comment elicited some immediate protest.

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Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me— and there was no one left to speak out for me." -Martin Niemöller

LOL!!!

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Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me— and there was no one left to speak out for me." -Martin Niemöller

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Originally posted by Moongoose

pay for my flight tickets and arrange me a short tourist visa and i'll kill your sister for you free of charge.

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Originally posted by LazFX Here is something to make you laugh.... at least if you are a cat person.

that was awesome man, haha.

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LOL

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"The Greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." -Stephen Hawking
"First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out— because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me— and there was no one left to speak out for me." -Martin Niemöller

LOL!

Nice one Lilith

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The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."