You've already got one giving you things, 2 would just be greedy.

XL?... ah tent for family of 4!
Sorry, don't have one of those.

I find it funny that satire and wit are dead to people who think, regardless of how blatantly obvious the banter, that it's actually an assault on all that's good, decent and wholesome in their lives.
Sometimes the good, decent and wholesome need a kick in the junk to remember why it is we smile.
Which was once the purpose of wit.
Could fall back on bum and blonde jokes I suppose.

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Originally posted by Lilith You've already got one giving you things, 2 would just be greedy. XL?... ah tent for family of 4! Sorry, don't have one of those.

I am greedy!!! gimmie, gimmie, gimmie....

Tent for a home?? You should of seen me a few years back, XXL size shirts and size 48 Pants....

FAT!

Now I am down to I nice 36/38 pants, and Large Ts. Its just that this mesican has wide shoulders......

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I find it funny that satire and wit are dead to people who think, regardless of how blatantly obvious the banter, that it's actually an assault on all that's good, decent and wholesome in their lives. Sometimes the good, decent and wholesome need a kick in the junk to remember why it is we smile. Which was once the purpose of wit. Could fall back on bum and blonde jokes I suppose.

BANTER?? Wit?? Satire?? they are dead to people that have a stick up thier ass.

ha ha you siad bum... how 'english' of you.

I just want to hear you or Cal say, "Spot of Tea for you Govner?"

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Originally posted by Q5echo

I spent a whole minute trying to read this in Russian, wondering what the heck "ovech" meant

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Originally said by Adolf Fleisch Hitler How naive can people be? Curing the COR with messy hair and philosophy?

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Originally said by Maurice Moss I came here to kick ass and drink milk... and I've just finished my milk

lol

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Originally posted by LazFX I just want to hear you or Cal say, "Spot of Tea for you Govner?"

No all you will get from Calla is jokes about me living in a tent down by a creek being speared by aboriginals and bitten by snakes. He has a thing that we're living in a country which has about 6-7 out of the worlds 10 most venomous reptiles as a common, every day encounter.

Course, he is half irish. Think St Paddy whipped the wrong stuff (like snakes) out of Ireland and probably should have spent more time whipping the idiocy out of the place instead

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Originally posted by Lilith lol No all you will get from Calla is jokes about me living in a tent down by a creek being speared by aboriginals and bitten by snakes. He has a thing that we're living in a country which has about 6-7 out of the worlds 10 most venomous reptiles as a common, every day encounter.

Did the Dingo take your Baby??

No, she's a bit big to carry off at her age

Lions! Now there's a something that will carry anyone off, even slow, lazy americans!
In fact travelling with slow americans is a good idea, all you have to do then is run faster than the slowest one.

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For all the Haters!!!!
and lilith for suggesting that I use a laptop!!




word to your mothers!! ha ha

you know I love you MP3 Djs!!

I suggested you use one for working out tracklistings you might think would sound good together, not for actual mixing

Course, being of your advanced years you might have thought vacuum valves where state of the art, possibly too drunk to remember the invention of the transistor and slept through the introduction of the silicon chip.
So it's not your fault.
They don't bite much....

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Originally posted by Lilith I suggested you use one for working out tracklistings you might think would sound good together, not for actual mixing Course, being of your advanced years you might have thought vacuum valves where state of the art, possibly too drunk to remember the invention of the transistor and slept through the introduction of the silicon chip. So it's not your fault. They don't bite much....

Transistor?? what is that??

But I know its not polite to speak of a woman's age, but ........ *cough* *cough* not even 10 years younger than me..... SO I am sure you know of the Vacum Tubes, in fact, I bet living in the land down under, you have seen some vacum tubes..... I saw Crocodile Dundee, So I know how "you" people live. ha ha ha




but check out this baby! Talk about Old School... ummmmm I am getting one, perhaps


Now that is a Class Mixer just $4,799.00(US)

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Originally posted by LazFX Transistor?? what is that?? But I know its not polite to speak of a woman's age, but ........ *cough* *cough* not even 10 years younger than me..... SO I am sure you know of the Vacum Tubes, in fact, I bet living in the land down under, you have seen some vacum tubes..... I saw Crocodile Dundee, So I know how "you" people live. ha ha ha

Sadly yes, my stepfather liked old junk old electronic stuff so I know some of it is still out there.
At least it's not at my place any more so I don't have to trip over it.

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but check out this baby! Talk about Old School... ummmmm I am getting one, perhaps Now that is a Class Mixer just $4,799.00(US)

6 channels!
That's an awful lot of fruit picking and lawn mowing!

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Originally posted by Lilith 6 channels! That's an awful lot of fruit picking and lawn mowing!

ha ha
I use to pick up cans when I was a child, didn't need too really, my parents were loaded, but my parents never gave me a dime for nothing, I had to work for it.... (something that is missing greatly in today's American born youth) So if I wanted to, (dating my self here) rent movies on Laser Disk or Beta formats, my dad would take me out to the side of the roads and I would pick up cans to sell for money.
Something I passed down to my kids, they pick the shit out of Pecans on my parents lands, shoooot they get like 4 or 5 bucks for each pound of shelled pecans. I went out there with them and they shooed me off from thier spots... so I just laid out on my hood and listened to REM, Oaisis and got a nice coco tan.

Your kids are on good money, get them to buy you your damn shirts!

All I got up for years was my nanna smacking my behind for not doing chores around the place, like feeding 4 dozen stupid chickens at 5am ever morning and picking up their eggs. Then at 4pm having to shoo them back in after school so Foxy Loxy wouldn't rip them to pieces, and I wasn't allowed to scream at them because otherwise they wouldn't lay eggs from being frightened.
Chickens aren't brave, but they certainly don't care for small children that aren't noisy, they just sort of ignore you
I also know my mother was sending her money over... and I never saw a pence of it! Probably a million buried somewhere on that farm the old duck squirreled away after paying for clothes and school...

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