Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
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Originally posted by Fir3start3r
I'm going for my license this late spring (or early summer) and look forward to the future being an unrecognisable puddle of organs wrapped around a buses axle.
Last night when I came into work this was going on:
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IRS Building In South Austin Evacuated
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Bettie Cross
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(CBS 42) AUSTIN An IRS building in South Austin was evacuated just before 11 p.m. Sunday after at least three employees became ill after handling an envelope.
An investigation Monday will try to answer many of the questions about exactly what caused all the problems.
According to a spokesperson with the Austin Fire Department at least three people reported having breathing problems around 10 p.m. Sunday night. They'd been handling an envelope.
CBS 42 also received some unofficial information from a caller overnight. He said his wife was in the room at the time all this happened. According to him, a person was opening an envelope, and then became ill. The room was then sealed off, and the workers inside evacuated.
There will be more information later Monday as the IRS tries to figure out exactly what was inside the envelope and where it came from.
The IRS is handling a lot of mail right now as people are filing their taxes. The tax filing deadline this year is not April 15—it's April 17. The deadline is being pushed back two days because the 15th is a Sunday and the 16th is a state holiday in Washington, D.C.
IRS/NSA Agent Laz Flores was quoted as saying that it was possibly some crazed ass Aussie woman from the outback that snips little kitten balls for shits and giggles. Agent Flores was quotes as saying, "That lilith, just ain't right in the head." He continued stating that; "I would like to give a shout out to all my niggas on TranceAddict.com as well!" SOURCE
ha ha
Apr-03-2007 08:03
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
As if it was me, I would have used a bomb it's far more effective.
Going rate though I'm going to get deported for being involved in trafficking, possession and use of prohibited substances
Going rate though I'm going to get deported for being involved in trafficking, possession and use of prohibited substances
Well if they don't want ya anymore in the land down under, you can come to the US and open up a Mexican Dinner. You can call it Tia Lilith's, and serve Hammas Hummus.. lol
Apr-03-2007 08:36
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
US is off limits as well, they don't much like my type around there either... you didn't think I got this rich by being 'straight' in the first place did you?
Originally posted by Lilith
US is off limits as well, they don't much like my type around there either... you didn't think I got this rich by being 'straight' in the first place did you?
hmmmmmm .......
Apr-03-2007 09:12
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
350grams
It's a lot and it's a bit hard to push that past just the 'personal use' limit.
It's a lot and it's a bit hard to push that past just the 'personal use' limit.
would also be a bit too hard to push past your rectum to hide it as well.
Apr-03-2007 09:48
LazFX
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: 9th Circle
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Originally posted by Q5echo
would also be a bit too hard to push past your rectum to hide it as well.
you asian people are so freaky!!! yeah baby!!! ha ha ha
Apr-03-2007 09:54
Q5echo
asymetrical scepticism
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Dallas
i just repeat what i see in movies, thats all
Apr-03-2007 10:03
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
quote:
Originally posted by Q5echo
would also be a bit too hard to push past your rectum to hide it as well.
You're gross...
I tried to bribe them off with half but by it was getting pretty hostile being busted with that much and being loaded up with a bit myself on the way home making me irritating animated and excitable is a bit of a give away. Liked it even less when I told them it was for kids which I don't think was taken the right way, considering the only kids I know are in their early 20's
It's not fair though, everyone's doing it and there's mountains of them in every shop.
Carton of chocolate eggs and 10 bunnies is more or less doomed me to a week of making myself scarce around the house or moving back to England I think
Originally posted by Q5echo
i just repeat what i see in movies, thats all
I was watching some mess on the Discovery Channel and they were showing Drs trying to save mules lives that had ruptured ballons up thier rears or in thier tummys. There was this like 14 year old kid that had it in her cootie and it ruptured. It was coke and she was freaking out, they estimated that her body ingested about 2 8-Balls in 15mins. WOW!! She died .......