|Originally posted by Arbiter |
That sounds eerily similar to the reason I'm in Florida to begin with, but all I've found so far is one small piece of wisdom: a long walk heals no scars. No matter where I go, everything is the same at the bottom of it all. There is no redemption, no respite, and no escape from my past, following me like a twisted shadow or an incurable plague. And with each step I take away from it, I just as quickly pollute that much more space. Indelibly, my past is a fundamental part of me - and the more I hate my past, the more I hate myself.
I do most sincerely hope that your problems are so easily solved, but I must admit that I would be terribly jealous.
I don't hate my past so much as I would just like to start over. Do you understand?
|Originally posted by Yoepus |
So this guy walks into a bar..
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"
A pig goes into a bar and orders ten drinks. He finishes them up and the bartender says, "Don't you need to know where the bathroom is?" The pig says, "No, I go wee wee all the way home."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know, what does he look like?"
A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here". "Well", says the kangaroo, "at $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
aka Tits McGee
aka Chesty LaRue
aka Busty St. Claire