|Originally posted by squirrelly |
Okay I really need some support. Tomorrow I'm going to do something very difficult. I'm going to tell him that I can't continue on with the way things are going, and either they have to go in a concrete direction towards a relationship or we cannot talk anymore. I've been in the middle ground for months, and I'm so tired of it... so tell me I'm doing the right thing guys.
Is the status quo worth protecting?
Nah, I think he just likes to touch little childrens!
Maybe it's a Croation thing? Hmmm actually now that I think about it, I think the Italians already have that one in the bag.
That's the thing: I don't know! I bought a pair of shorts and "it" was attached with a semi-elastic band in one of the pockets. Now, I'm trying to avoid advertising my ignorance on current pop-culture, so I thought that I'd better ask here, so I could play it all cool and have a decent explanation, when someone asks me why I've replaced the thing with a bottle opener.
Anyway, I could come up with two bad guesses at the nature of the thing:
1) The shorts have bits of velcro here and there. Maybe it's a velcro-comb? Except that that doesn't explain why it's "dull knife"-like sharp on the top.
2) It is a carefully engineered device, designed to destroy the garment in as few rounds of laundering as possible - forcing you to buy a new pair sooner.
Maybe they're one step ahead of you, and it's a bottle opener? You should give it to someone as a gift and see what they say.