Now now Gentlemen, Lady, be nice...!

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Originally posted by George Smiley Now now Gentlemen, Lady, be nice...! http://www.tranceaddict.com/forum/s...threadid=274679

How amusing!

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 I suppose that bright idea went as it came?

Well I was going to post that bit about refuting Nitemer and the bit about being an atheist. But then I had to go to the bar. Yea it went pretty quickly. I'm actually quite surprised that they didn't catch on about me being a fundie becaues I've argued with Orbax quite a bit in the COR with respect to evolution. Not to mention the fact that Renegade was quite a frequent poster with quality, logical posts. Maybe it's because he and I don't post there every waking moment nowadays with every random thought that we get lost in the flood.

Fuck I'm hammered. Seinfeld was awesome.

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Originally posted by occrider But then I had to go to the bar. Fuck I'm hammered. Seinfeld was awesome.

Seems like you had a nice night.

Me: Got semi-drunk. Turned up at bar and had girl at door tell me "you look danish" (WTF?). Friends I had agreed to meet up with, except one, stay away. Friend that turn up acts like I'm a speckle of dust. Take train back, sitting with my feet in what looks and feels like a pool of molten icecream, cyanide, and glue. Have to walk the last two blocks in company of my homosexual neighbour (waiter in one of the finest french restaurants in NYC), and somehow end up having a date with him come monday. Oh yes, and my ankle (which got kicked by some bitch last weekend) started to hurt again.
I heart NY

I've found a new meaning of life:
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Can someone please tell me the nicks of bad people in COR, so I can get a better aim.

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Originally posted by trancaholic Seems like you had a nice night.

It was great. Started off the night seeing seinfeld after a particularly brutal Friday at work ... some fuckhead scheduled a 4pm meeting ... who the fuck schedules meetings at 4pm on a friday??? Anyway Seinfeld and the opening comedian were hilarious. First time I've seen him in person, and I definetely recommnend doing so. Not as funny as Chapelle, but that's a different type of act. Came out after his skit, and took questions from the audience. Afterwords I went to a bar that has the most beers "anywhere in the world." Coincidentally it's where my roomate's gf worked who gave us a sweet hookup. I drank Duvel's, Chimay's, and Orval's the entire night. Plus dinner. Total bill: $30 for 4 people. Fucking awesome.

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Me: Got semi-drunk. Turned up at bar and had girl at door tell me "you look danish" (WTF?). Friends I had agreed to meet up with, except one, stay away. Friend that turn up acts like I'm a speckle of dust. Take train back, sitting with my feet in what looks and feels like a pool of molten icecream, cyanide, and glue. Have to walk the last two blocks in company of my homosexual neighbour (waiter in one of the finest french restaurants in NYC), and somehow end up having a date with him come monday. Oh yes, and my ankle (which got kicked by some bitch last weekend) started to hurt again. I heart NY

A) Was the girl at the door hot?
B) Why are your feet sitting in cyanide/glue/icecream?
C) How did you get convinced on going out on a date with a guy? Does this happen a lot? Where are you going on your date?
D) Why did the bitch kick your ankle? Did you kick her back?

Sucks about your friends bailing and the one that showed up ignoring u (she?)

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Nice night - especially the $30 beers! I've seen a few stand-up shows here in NYC and one in Philly, and I love it. In Denmark we have a lot of stand-ups as well, but it's never free (as in NYC) and it's always in a theater with about 200-500 people Chris Rock-style, unlike here where it's much more intimate.

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Originally posted by occrider A) Was the girl at the door hot?

Mmm. Goth-like hot. She asked for my ID, and when she had looked in my passport and stamped my hand, she started a conversation.

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Originally posted by occrider B) Why are your feet sitting in cyanide/glue/icecream?

Well, it was one of only three seats. What was fun, though, was that the train was packed, and at least four times some guy woudl come looking for an empty seat and stand in the poodle, look down, and then leave with this offended look on his face. It was hilarious considering that the guys feet were already in the poodle and the seats next to me were clean as a baby cheek so there would have been no loss in sitting down. New Yorkers seem to be so upset with being cool that they'd rather stand than continue having their feet in a poodle of snot.

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Originally posted by occrider C) How did you get convinced on going out on a date with a guy? Does this happen a lot? Where are you going on your date?

I can't say "no". No, the reason is that he's always chatting to me in fast english. Basically, I'm just saying "eh", "huh", "mmm", and the like, and he doesn't come out clean, but builds it up from "you know, mondays me and some guys hang out at this bar", and then through small steps that all individually seem innocent end up saying "I'll knock your door monday and then we'll go there!". And at no point do I feel I have a chance of saying "stay away" without being the paranoid asshole that ruins the fun of being alive.

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Originally posted by occrider D) Why did the bitch kick your ankle? Did you kick her back?

I'll never know. It was during the chaos of an open bar, I couldn't tell how many people were her friends, and I was carying two glasses of vodka and a Red Bull, so I decided to let it pass.

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Originally posted by occrider Sucks about your friends bailing and the one that showed up ignoring u (she?)

She! Male friends don't act like that.

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Originally posted by trancaholic I can't say "no". No, the reason is that he's always chatting to me in fast english. Basically, I'm just saying "eh", "huh", "mmm", and the like, and he doesn't come out clean, but builds it up from "you know, mondays me and some guys hang out at this bar", and then through small steps that all individually seem innocent end up saying "I'll knock your door monday and then we'll go there!". And at no point do I feel I have a chance of saying "stay away" without being the paranoid asshole that ruins the fun of being alive.

Knock yourself out, you two wild hunks. Just don't overdue it, if you know what I mean

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^^^ Haha. Well I'm already cooking up a plan that will let both me and him escape with our dignities intact, sort of. I'm thinking of drinking a bit and then openly try to hit on a girl. If there are girls...

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Originally posted by Aiwendil The last 24 posts in this thread are the most amusing of all, especially the previous one.

The last 1533 posts are among the most amusing posts ever. This thread is the best kept secret of TA IMO.

Why can't the weekend just be over and it be Monday already? I'm going to stress myself out to death by then.

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