IN THE NAME OF PATRIOTISM


We all know that it is a sin for (radical?) Islamic males to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiments.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.


God bless America
and
GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!!!

^^ Perhaps patriotism isn't that bad after all

Hm, yeah, you guys start doing that and I'll become american nationalist before you say..umm..some really short word.

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bit stale here, how bout i buy a round of red octobers for everyone?

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Tito: We should have won!!!!

Fucking Mellberg should be executed!!!

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Originally posted by St_Andrew Tito: We should have won!!!! Fucking Mellberg should be executed!!!

Dream on. Next time we'll sent the women's team, that should be more fair

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There is always a better way to do things.




An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial
pipe and eying two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two
Eagles," asked one official, "you have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his
progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then
calmly replied. "When white man found this land, Indians were running it.
No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo. Plenty beaver. Women did all the
work. Medicine man free. Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing. All
night having sex."

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled... "Only white man dumb enough to
think he could improve a system like that."


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Hey ******s.

Drunk post #, uhh, fuck I can't remember. Not too many for me. But I'm so fucking proud of my drunk post that started this thread. So touching.

Gotta go shit. Later.

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with leaves all crimson conquered,
I yearn to shout,
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Oh wait, quick question for everyone since I've been so out of the downloading "loop" anymore. Where's everyone go for sets dl anymore? DJMixes2k won't let me in for some reason.

Thanx, UR 2 KUL. U GUYS ROK. OMFG I DIE.

actually I'd die for some fucking tacos right now.....

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Whence September dusk grows crisper still,
with leaves all crimson conquered,
I yearn to shout,
and dance about,
and stick pickles in my honker...

First of all, I just gotta say, the greenhouse effect is like the best thing that ever happend to this country!

The weather is fucking awesome! So screw kyoto, I mean, really, it's not us who get the hurricanes and that shit anyway!

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Originally posted by MisterOpus1 Oh wait, quick question for everyone since I've been so out of the downloading "loop" anymore. Where's everyone go for sets dl anymore? DJMixes2k won't let me in for some reason. Thanx, UR 2 KUL. U GUYS ROK. OMFG I DIE. actually I'd die for some fucking tacos right now.....

I download lots of stuff from http://thepiratebay.org/ , that is not a lot of music tho. For music nowadays i usually just listen to http://etn.fm or if someone send me something new on msn/ftp.

Mmmm tacos, would want some too

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Originally posted by St_Andrew Mmmm tacos, would want some too

No tacos for you!


No Mexicans in Sweden!

Crave, tacos, crave!

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Originally posted by Yoepus No tacos for you! No Mexicans in Sweden! Crave, tacos, crave!

Swedes are the super ppl, we need no Mexicans to do Mexican food, and we make it even better than those crappy illegal immigrants of yours