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Originally posted by Shakka I believe I overestimated the size of the thing. It could just be one of those random trinkets they put in the pockets of new clothes to make you go hmmm... It very well could be a lame-o keychain.

I suppose I did too, I assumed it was about a foot long for some strange reason. Next time, precise measurements needed okay, thanks!

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Originally posted by Shakka Nah, I think he just likes to touch little childrens!

I can't help myself..they're so soft..and innocent..you know, like when you touch and feel their gentle skin under your fingers, you just can't resist that urge to stick it in them and give them one big ride.

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Originally posted by Yoepus I mean if I was a child-mollesitng billionare I'd pay millions to avoid any mention of jail, you know what I mean drug-Tito?!

Says a person with a domain that

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Originally posted by squirrelly Okay I really need some support. Tomorrow I'm going to do something very difficult. I'm going to tell him that I can't continue on with the way things are going, and either they have to go in a concrete direction towards a relationship or we cannot talk anymore. I've been in the middle ground for months, and I'm so tired of it... so tell me I'm doing the right thing guys.

Is the status quo worth protecting?

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Nah, I think he just likes to touch little childrens!

Maybe it's a Croation thing? Hmmm actually now that I think about it, I think the Italians already have that one in the bag.

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That's the thing: I don't know! I bought a pair of shorts and "it" was attached with a semi-elastic band in one of the pockets. Now, I'm trying to avoid advertising my ignorance on current pop-culture, so I thought that I'd better ask here, so I could play it all cool and have a decent explanation, when someone asks me why I've replaced the thing with a bottle opener. Anyway, I could come up with two bad guesses at the nature of the thing: 1) The shorts have bits of velcro here and there. Maybe it's a velcro-comb? Except that that doesn't explain why it's "dull knife"-like sharp on the top. 2) It is a carefully engineered device, designed to destroy the garment in as few rounds of laundering as possible - forcing you to buy a new pair sooner.

Maybe they're one step ahead of you, and it's a bottle opener? You should give it to someone as a gift and see what they say.

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Originally posted by occrider Maybe they're one step ahead of you, and it's a bottle opener? You should give it to someone as a gift and see what they say.

That's the best idea so far.

Unless it's a really fancy-schmancy "Inspected By" certificate (you said you found it in the pocket).

I'm not sure if this has already been stated, but along the lines of a "velcro comb" (horrible suggestion, btw), perhaps it's used for waxing a surfboard or something?

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Originally posted by occrider Is the status quo worth protecting?

I don't know anything anymore. Ha!

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Originally posted by trancaholic That's the thing: I don't know! I bought a pair of shorts and "it" was attached with a semi-elastic band in one of the pockets. Now, I'm trying to avoid advertising my ignorance on current pop-culture, so I thought that I'd better ask here, so I could play it all cool and have a decent explanation, when someone asks me why I've replaced the thing with a bottle opener. Anyway, I could come up with two bad guesses at the nature of the thing: 1) The shorts have bits of velcro here and there. Maybe it's a velcro-comb? Except that that doesn't explain why it's "dull knife"-like sharp on the top. 2) It is a carefully engineered device, designed to destroy the garment in as few rounds of laundering as possible - forcing you to buy a new pair sooner.

Nah it really is a wax comb, for surfboards.

>INFO<

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Originally posted by Dervish Nah it really is a wax comb, for surfboards. >INFO<

VICTORY IS MINE! Thanks for the link!

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Originally posted by Dervish Nah it really is a wax comb, for surfboards. >INFO<

Ah. Wonder why they put that in a pair of shorts - as opposed to a wetsuit? Makes about as much sense as if they had put in a pair of goalie gloves.

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Originally posted by occrider You should give it to someone as a gift and see what they say.

I'll probably try doing this after all. Just because it is evil.

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Originally posted by squirrelly I don't know anything anymore. Ha!

Eh, sounds like it was for the first few months, and now it's not. Weren't you moving soon anyway? So isn't that added incentive to just get it over with?

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Originally posted by squirrelly Well if something significant started between us I would stay. I have no real reason to leave other than there's nothing here for me.

I suppose then it's really the time to see whether this has any future or not.

Anyway, I'm all out of money now and I don't have any time to work because of the exams so I'm pretty much left with 3 not very highly paying options and one good but very risky..

1) Blood and plasma donations - they give about 15$/liter, I can do it once a week. Not much really, but better than anything.

2) Sperm donations - about 30$/squirt, but they're rigorous about sperm quality and I don't know how often I do it.

3) Testing medicines on me - it's a one-time thing and it takes away 2 of my weekends. They feed me up with new and yet unreleased medicines and pay about 400$ for it but it's really tough getting into because a lot of people are in the queue.

4) Rob a bank - unknown but large sum of money with a possible risk of death or a long prison sentence.

What say you guys?

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 I suppose then it's really the time to see whether this has any future or not. Anyway, I'm all out of money now and I don't have any time to work because of the exams so I'm pretty much left with 3 not very highly paying options and one good but very risky.. 1) Blood and plasma donations - they give about 15$/liter, I can do it once a week. Not much really, but better than anything. 2) Sperm donations - about 30$/squirt, but they're rigorous about sperm quality and I don't know how often I do it. 3) Testing medicines on me - it's a one-time thing and it takes away 2 of my weekends. They feed me up with new and yet unreleased medicines and pay about 400$ for it but it's really tough getting into because a lot of people are in the queue. 4) Rob a bank - unknown but large sum of money with a possible risk of death or a long prison sentence. What say you guys?

The first two options sound like even if you did them you wouldn't be getting much money out of it, but I guess every dollar counts? The third one seems worthwhile but you have to be really careful... and the fourth one... a possible risk? More like guaranteed.

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