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Originally posted by occrider But I think at the same time that some people here can understand what I'm saying because you all seem to have value systems that you try to adhere to ... you're not willing to stoop to the lowest common denominator in order to maximize personal gain, otherwise you would all be spamming the COR, sucking up to everything with a vagina like a lot of the tools do.

But...you post in COR!

Anyway, it's interesting to see how many people here have problems at home. I'm starting to feel all proud that I've managed to grow so fucked up that I'm posting in here - without any help from my parents and sister.

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Originally posted by trancaholic Anyway, it's interesting to see how many people here have problems at home. I'm starting to feel all proud that I've managed to grow so fucked up that I'm posting in here - without any help from my parents and sister.

LOL, well i never had either. My family have always been awesome to me and i cant even remember that we had a fight over something, we can always discuss things in a sensable way till one of us realise he/she/they are wrong (although almost always we would agree and there wouldnt even be a need to have a discussion). My host family in canada is another story entirly tho... hehe

My family situation sucks, but my brother and I turned out okay.

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Family situation is a weird thing. Sometimes it can fuck you up but other times if it is difficult you can gain an edge in life.

Supose my family situation was unstable-ish mum and dad (definatly a good influence in my life, made me focused) split up stayed with my dad (not usual I hear).

Older brother was/is the local psycho (not in a mentally retarded way, the painful way) who I used to fight all the time (him being 5 years older and genarlly feared by most people).

Including him at one point throwing me head first into a solid pine door frame off a bed busting one of my front teeth. And me hitting him as hard as possible with planks and worse.

Arguments between my parents wern't the problem really my anus of an older brother was I think. He used to smash stuff up all the time (including walls).

I had to phone the cops a few times on him because he was fighting my dad (who was getting on then but wasn't a pussy and to deal with my big bro you'd get fucked over quick style if you were). Not exactly fun all told having the cops up for that kinda stuff. In a asmall town where everyone knows everything.

Then there is me fountain of normality probebly desturbingly so. My mates with the most "normal" families are the most fucked up I think.

And my little brother is following in my foot steps going to uni doing the exact same course as I did. How good an example am I?


more life story for me... think I'm turning "emo" or something here (probebly actually too much free time now I've done my exams, looking forward to my singular week off this year which I'm probebly going to have to work though for complicated reasons )

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Originally posted by Dervish Including him at one point throwing me head first into a solid pine door frame off a bed busting one of my front teeth. And me hitting him as hard as possible with planks and worse.

Sounds like a good old-fashioned balls-to-the-wall fight. I like it!

Geeze, this thread got depressing quick.

You're all a big bunch of cry-babies!

Shut up and go laugh:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...p?s=&forumid=15

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I didn't like the waves of pain that were on such a level I couldn't actually feel them more sence them washing over me at the time but it does mean I'm the most easily spooked these days

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Originally posted by Yoepus Geeze, this thread got depressing quick. You're all a big bunch of cry-babies! Shut up and go laugh: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...p?s=&forumid=15

"Cops shoot suspect with knife."

4 shots when he's on the deck .... not

Here the cops would get fucked over for that.

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OK totally unPC british humor....

A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins and
emptying them into his dustcart.

He gets to one house where the bin has not been left out so he has
a quick look for it in the front garden and then in the back garden.
Still not being able to locate the bin he knocks on the door.
No answer, so he knocks again.

Eventually a Japanese bloke answers.. "Harro" says the jappy chappy.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke looking perplexed.

Realising that the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman
smiles and says "No mate, where's your dustbin?"

"I dust bin on toilet, I told you" says the Japanese bloke.

"Mate" says the binman, "You misunderstand me. Where's your wheely
bin?"

"Ok.. Ok.." says the Jap, "I wheely bin having w*nk"

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Wait a second you are calling me a cry baby I never noticed that, you obviously haven't read my recent nice and short life stories vol. 1 and 2 have you

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Originally posted by Dervish Wait a second you are calling me a cry baby I never noticed that, you obviously haven't read my recent nice and short life stories vol. 1 and 2 have you

ahh you mean those life stories. Yea, those were really uplifting

eh good joke, but did you hear the one why God gave the Jews the Ten Commandments?

God first went to the Egyptians and asked them if they would like a commandment.
"What's a commandment?" they asked.
"Well, it's like, THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY," replied God.
The Egyptians thought about it and then said, "No way. That would ruin our weekends."
So then God went to the Syrians and asked them if they would like a commandment.
They also asked, "What's a commandment?"
"Well," said God, "it's like, THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
The Syrians immediately replied, "No way. That would ruin our economy."
So finally God went to the Jews and asked them if they wanted a commandment. They asked, "How much?"
God said, "They're free."
The Jews said, "OK. We'll take ten!"

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, how about,

What do women and condoms have in common?

They both spend much more time in your wallet than on your pecker.