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Originally posted by SaintPaddy shiiit ive been at work since 7am. My boss then tells me a few hours ago that im stayin till 10pm WTF??? Anywho mary was just delivered be the gods to my work. Now its time to get blitzed and help customers Wo0t! How can i help you today?

my firend got stoned at work this one time and ended up talking for 30 mins on the phone explaining some simple shit he could explain in 2 mins

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Originally posted by stren my firend got stoned at work this one time and ended up talking for 30 mins on the phone explaining some simple shit he could explain in 2 mins

i used to do that shit alll the time... as a system designer for home theaters . sometimes i would get so stoned that when i played music/movie demos in the speaker room, i'd get so sucked into it the couple was already ready to buy or move on to the next component and i would just keep the demo running and stare at the screen cause it was so intense.

my worst would be between taking about 20 minutes to ring up a simple karaoke machine that should have taken 1 minute to tender because i kept typing the wrong login or hitting the wrong menu keys, then walking the product out to the customer's car, seeing he drove a lorinser s55 and talking his ear off about the wheels when he just wanted to leave ... or helping a customer after ripping the pipe with a coworker in the parking lot and laughing my ass off cause he was laughing at me behind the customer's back and the customer getting more and more irritated at me for it.

ah the good old days, i was probably high 50% of the time at work and it was great! it helped that my dept manager was a stoner too

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I bought some NXT Phase Purple last night. It's a small tube, with 8 red-capsuled pills. It was supposed to give you 'Exploding Happinness'. It gave me SHIT! I felt nothing, so I started drinking, when I was piss drunk, I still felt nothing. Herbal XTC ftl!

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Originally posted by mellow_head I bought some NXT Phase Purple last night. It's a small tube, with 8 red-capsuled pills. It was supposed to give you 'Exploding Happinness'. It gave me SHIT! I felt nothing, so I started drinking, when I was piss drunk, I still felt nothing. Herbal XTC ftl!

most shit like that isnt legit... i recommend gettin wormwood its horrible taste but its really cool..

i hate being stoned at home me right now lol being paranoid is such a funny part of being stoned..

Going on a hike to enjoy nature at it's best.

WITH WEED!

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Originally posted by Lomeli Going on a hike to enjoy nature at it's best. WITH WEED!

unfortunatly i live and florida and contrary to popular belief the weather fucking sucks!!! its been gloomy and rainy all day! at least college football is on

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Originally posted by chach most shit like that isnt legit... i recommend gettin wormwood its horrible taste but its really cool.. i hate being stoned at home me right now lol being paranoid is such a funny part of being stoned..

Stoned at home for the win. No one to bother me.


Sometimes I get some crazy negative vibrations when I'm a bit buzzed in public.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations Sometimes I get some crazy negative vibrations when I'm a bit buzzed in public.

tru and its weird cause i never know if im pickin up on it cause im high...or jsut imaginin it cause im high

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Originally posted by chach tru and its weird cause i never know if im pickin up on it cause im high...or jsut imaginin it cause im high

Probably a bit of both.

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I'm going driving, gonna cruise the bong. I forgot that my bong came with an extra slide!

It's still rainy and windy here in NJ, there are alot of trees and power lines knocked down in my town. I was without cable and electricity for 6 hours!

Damn former ernesto!

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Originally posted by Temperate I'm going driving, gonna cruise the bong. I forgot that my bong came with an extra slide! It's still rainy and windy here in NJ, there are alot of trees and power lines knocked down in my town. I was without cable and electricity for 6 hours! Damn former ernesto!

what kinda bong you got??

lol that first pic of your brokwn bowl looks like its packed to the brim with resin

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Originally posted by chach what kinda bong you got?? lol that first pic of your brokwn bowl looks like its packed to the brim with resin

Ya I never cleaned that.

Here's my bong, I think it's in this thread but I don't wanna look.