We drove down and picked up a quarter last night and was driving back into town when we got pulled over for "swerving." We were all scared shitless and to make things worse, my friend's car always reeks of pot because we always smoke in there. The cop comes up and pretty quickly asks if we've been drinking or smoking and the driver instantly says yes, we smoked a bowl a few hours ago. The cop asks if we had any on us and before he finishes the question the driver is digging under his seat for the quarter oz. We hand it over and are sitting there shaking while the cop goes and weighs it out and all that stuff. He comes back and gives my a friend a ticket and says (paraphrased) "Normally this is about a $600 ticket, but because you guys have been so cooperative, I only wrote you a $250 ticket. And you guys should clean up your driving a bit." Probably the only experience with the police I've had where they haven't been total assholes.
After we drive off, though, the driver takes a deep breath and told us he handed everything over so quickly because he didn't want them to search the car because there was apparently about $500 worth of meth in the back. That would have pretty well sucked.
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