|Originally posted by Spam |
I writed a story!
Pizza and Greg!
One day, my friend Pizza went over to Greg's house to order a burger. He knocked on the door and asked 'Yo! Sup? Bling-bling ringer foodsers?' and Greg said 'Sure, buddy. Help your boot.' So Pizza used the phone and said 'Yeah, I'm at Greg's house.'
And then Mr. Moo came over and Greg said 'You're the ugliest cow i've ever seen!' and Mr. Moo said 'Moo' and Greg said 'You're not a cat! You lied to me!' Greg followed up this comment by screaming 'I HATE YOU STUPID COW!' and Mr. Moo said 'Moo' Then Pizza said 'Shiddy bee fuck da bidniz day Greg bling.' and Greg walked into the woods.
Then Pizza's burger delivery copter set down on the pool and dropped the secret sauce into an inner tube. Greg was excited to know that he had a freshly filled innertube of secret sauce, so he left the woods.
Then Greg found himself a spatula and a decoder ring, which he promptly combined to create a microwave oven. He used the radiation from the microwave oven to create a small race of mutant toads which he ordered to kill Mr. Moo and Pizza. Then he aimed the radiation at the copter and blew it up.
Thus, Greg had righteously gained an inner tube full of secret sauce.
Fortuna Favet Fortibus.