How To Roll A "One-Leaf" Dutch
As you can see, this is the result of boredom, and also my disdain for the taste of a two-leaf dutch. The one-leaf dutch is a much more pleasant smoke, as you are mostly just tasting the weed and not the disgusting outer leaf of the dutch. So in true pothead alliance fashion, here is my tutorial on how to roll the one-leaf
Step 1: Start off with a nice amount of weed
Step 2: Break it up evenly, and make sure you get all the stems out.
Step 3: Take out your dutch. I prefer regular, but many like vanilla.
Step 4: Take the outer leaf off, try to keep it at least partially intact, in case there are any rips in the other leaf, you can patch them up.
Step 5: Take off the cancer paper at the bottom.
Step 6: Look at the dutch, if you look close enough you'll see a faint line where the gluestick is. You want to crack the dutch down this line starting from the top.
Step 7: After you crack it, take the gluestick off.
Step 8: Ok, so far so good. This is what your dutch should look like.
Step 9: Ok, now you wanna take off the end. You can do it with scissors if you got em, but I'm cheap and don't have any :P.
Step 10: Ok, you're done fucking around with the dutch. Now it's time to get down to business.
Step 11: Put all the broken up weed in the dutch, and spread it around evenly. Again, try to make sure there arent any stems left. Even a little one can fuck up the whole dutch.
Step 12: Ok now, you gotta roll it. Try and get one side nice and tight, and tucked under like so. You wanna make the side you're gunna put in your mouth smaller so you don't inhale a piece of weed :P. After you get the first side tucked in just tightly roll the rest of it.
Step 13: Ok, this is what your dutch should look like, pretty good but probably a little loose.
Step 14: Use a Pen or something to pack the weed in, and than pack in whatever weed fell out while you were rolling it...
Step 15: Get High. Enjoy.
Please ignore the mess on my floor