soooo... nothing? you damned kids and your new-fangled smoking practices got people like me all kinds of confuse. with your shower smokes and people being outside and shit *shakes fist*

i wish i enjoyed reefing though; i'd rather be smoking than doing the plethora of substances i substitute it for instead :P

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Asshole.

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Originally posted by Ygrene

not my idea

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue do you start the shower first? and get it nice and humid in there before you light up? or what?

basically yeah. I mean, I didn't need to leave, no one was home and they wouldn't be until much later in the day. Also, my neighbor is a cop, so it really sketches me out more when trying to smoke outside.

My parents are aware I smoke, I just really keep it moderate while at home.

lol at the people who still live with their parents though (not the visiting ones)


actually i feel for 'you people' i used to have to sneak shower smokes too. My best excuse was taking our dog for walks. id roll a blunt and grab the leash, perfect. Or go for a short drive down by the beach and blaze by the water.

the best is when you have your own place though, smoking inside while listening to music or watching a movie or layin in bed, whatever. When i lived at home my parents never knew i smoked i was so ninja with it.

and here we are getting ready for christmas dinner and my cousin just smoked a bowl and got caught in the garage!.. The garage!! c'mon cuzzo. i had no idea he was about to blaze i mean we just went for a drive and burned an L, he's a lil fiend. anyway he got caught by my aunt and now my aunt wants me to give him 'the talk' which i find hilarious bc im stoned off my ass right now and i have to go give a speech on how smoking weed is a no no.


gotta love the holidays

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Originally posted by aNYthing Maybe my expectations are *high*... but I don't cheap out. I paid $100 for 1/8

Please buy weed from me! Special TA discount: just $95 an 1/8.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue go for a short walk away from these people? why are there people outside? go for a quick roadie? i mean, there are plenty of options that in my opinion make more sense than smoking one in your parent's bathroom during your family christmas.

Nah it's pretty damn easy to smoke in the shower. As others mentioned, turn on shower, burn bowl, clean self in shower, smell of musk and lavender. It's too cold to go to the garage and a roadie wastes gas, could get pulled over and potentially makes your car smell, which is bad for me since I have to taxi my parents around at their request while I'm home.

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Originally posted by LinX and here we are getting ready for christmas dinner and my cousin just smoked a bowl and got caught in the garage!.. The garage!! c'mon cuzzo. i had no idea he was about to blaze i mean we just went for a drive and burned an L, he's a lil fiend. anyway he got caught by my aunt and now my aunt wants me to give him 'the talk' which i find hilarious bc im stoned off my ass right now and i have to go give a speech on how smoking weed is a no no. gotta love the holidays

Go out on a walk with him and smoke another joint.

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Originally posted by LinX and here we are getting ready for christmas dinner and my cousin just smoked a bowl and got caught in the garage!.. The garage!! c'mon cuzzo. i had no idea he was about to blaze i mean we just went for a drive and burned an L, he's a lil fiend. anyway he got caught by my aunt and now my aunt wants me to give him 'the talk' which i find hilarious bc im stoned off my ass right now and i have to go give a speech on how smoking weed is a no no. gotta love the holidays

This will be fun.






Just turn up the music in your room and come out, once, for a bucket, two gallons of water, and some duct tape. If they ask what you're doing, just tell them that everything's fine but you're taking some measures to iron out a few rough edges. Oh, and you should get an iron, too.

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Originally posted by LinX and here we are getting ready for christmas dinner and my cousin just smoked a bowl and got caught in the garage!.. The garage!! c'mon cuzzo. i had no idea he was about to blaze i mean we just went for a drive and burned an L, he's a lil fiend. anyway he got caught by my aunt and now my aunt wants me to give him 'the talk' which i find hilarious bc im stoned off my ass right now and i have to go give a speech on how smoking weed is a no no. gotta love the holidays

So go have "the talk". Clearly explain to him that the garage is not a safe hiding place, and that he should have a better place nearby, off property, that can block the wind and allow him to get high without being caught.

Or, tell him weed is bad, confiscate his shit, and go get blasted.

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Originally posted by couch-potato Go out on a walk with him and smoke another joint.

that's exactly what we did. we discussed this matter over a joint. i should be a drug counselor

I also (as someone had stated before) mentioned that the garage is NOT a safe designated smoking area and to refrain from using such locations due to lack of fresh air, escape routes, and interactions w/ other family members due to the fact that we have another fridge in the garage for extra food. Food that we're using to cook said dinner. *sigh* some people need to learn the hard way.

he also said that our strange uncle had touched him in his no no spot and asked to do nice nice with him.

He needs one of these in his room.

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Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.