Oh man, really wish I had a yard. :/
My cat loves to sit on my shoulder when I smoke, just like a parrot. He'll lay there for hours! He doesn't like smoke blown at him, though he'll gladly take a small whiff from the carb if I offer it to him.
Pretty sure he's the 'guy on my couch'.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.