Get two saltine (or equivalent) crackers, put a splotch of peanut butter on one of them, sprinkle just a couple grams on it, smush the crackers together, wrap the little sammich in a bit of tinfoil, bake for like 10 minutes at 200-250F. Eat. It may taste an awful* lot like hot dogs if you use vaped weed, but about 90 minutes later you will feel awwwwwriiiigghhhhtttttt. Be sure you don't have to go to work or something until the next day though, edibles last longer than smoking if you didn't know.
//Oh fine, trust enydo and his exceedingly burgeoise recipes. Graham crackers! BAH! Rich people food. Might as well wash it down with some Cristal and smoke a joint rolled with a $100 bill while you're waiting for them to bake!
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.