From some other forum.
ok ok ok .. what you really need to do is take care of number 1.
next time theyre in the room together and you suspect some bojangles action going on, you need to step up to the plate. put on the leather mask with the zipper mouth, or a mexican wrestling mask for this mexi-tacular event, strap on the winter boots and rub it up to at least a semi so you dont look like you came unprepared. now, ya walk up to the door, use the winter boots and hoof the thing right off the hinges. upon walking in donning nothing more then the kodiaks and the mask, you kiss both biceps, fire up the strobe light and get to work. if they are bumpin uglies in there then it looks like you're the new hypotenuse in town. if theyre not then you need to fire up the chainsaw, swing it around till they fuck off then go see the uncle and tell him the deal. if things go right you'll either be some cool mexican loving drunk guys new housemate, or you'll have been part of a weird assed inbred mexican thing and you got your chalupa wet!