Originally posted by Pumaz
Carnaval = drunk chicks = WIN
mja, ieder zijn goesting zeker
Feb-23-2009 11:23
Jakhira
Ridiculously meticulous
Registered: May 2003
Location: Aalst, Belgium
Ik had het niet bepaald over mezelf, aangezien ik met mijn vriendin samenwoon, maar kritiek uiten over mijn 'goesting' qua vrouwen is een teken van grote onwetendheid
Ik ben anders ook niet dol op dronken Aalsterse meisjes.
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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
Feb-23-2009 12:13
Jasperovitsj
Zehra roxorzz my boxorzz
Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Hoboken, Belgium
quote:
Originally posted by Xilver
Tis carnaval dus de kans dat uw drunk chick een drunk dude blijkt te zijn, lijkt me niet onbestaande
Hoe gaat dat spreekwoord ook al weer verder? Een gat is een gat...
