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Dj Nacht
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Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Montreal

I wish that one about Toronto was true last saturday! Spent big cash to be at that f'ing game.

Old Post Feb-11-2009 01:59  Italy
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ostrich
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Registered: Jan 2008
Location: MTL

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm
while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: 'This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.'

Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.'

Man replies: 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep'


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Old Post Feb-16-2009 05:50  Canada
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Spin Laden
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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

Old Post Feb-17-2009 21:03  Canada
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Leif
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Registered: May 2006
Location: Montreal, Canada

A man gets home from work and sees his girlfriend standing in the doorway, suitcases in hand, about to leave him.

She's furious and says to him, "I found out you're a pedophile."

The man replies, "that's a pretty fucking big word for a 12 year old!"



-If you're interested, here's a reddit thread packed full of offensive jokes.

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malek
drinks your milkshake!



Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal


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zeKsg
ZEK



Registered: Sep 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada

Malek rofl.... I love those movies

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Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick



Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal

Instinctman.


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Old Post Feb-28-2009 01:18  Canada
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Spin Laden
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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

quote:

Sensation Montreal

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ostrich
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Registered: Jan 2008
Location: MTL

Spin, this is for you..

A feminist reporter is visiting Kabul just after the fall of the Taliban
and isn't pleased to find that while in the street women must walk 5
paces behind the men.

A year later she returns to Kabul and is delighted to find that now men
must walk 5 paces behind the women. She asks her interpreter "What
brought about the change?"

He replies "Land mines"


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Old Post Nov-10-2009 23:23  Canada
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malek
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Monarchy


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Spin Laden
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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

quote:
Originally posted by ostrich
Spin, this is for you..

A feminist reporter is visiting Kabul just after the fall of the Taliban
and isn't pleased to find that while in the street women must walk 5
paces behind the men.

A year later she returns to Kabul and is delighted to find that now men
must walk 5 paces behind the women. She asks her interpreter "What
brought about the change?"

He replies "Land mines"




I was in the process of changing avatar title and flag when you posted that

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Spin Laden
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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

PS: Resolution 2010

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