U Know yer a redneck when......

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

5. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

6. Your junior prom offered day care.

7. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

8. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels.

9. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

10. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

11. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

12. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.

13. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

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*dances*

no 11

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And the situation with Sensation Montreal was clearly explained and re-explained, and even though the event was moved to a new location, it turned out to be a very hot party where everyone had a blast, read the comments.

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Originally posted by *dances* 13. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

so full of win!

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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations so full of win!

yea that one if definately the winner

Michael Jackson was seen shopping at Wal-Mart this week. Why?

'cause boys pants were half off.

Q: What's Bin Laden's favourite NFL team?
A: New York Jets

14. You go to afterhours in MTL and say it's really good!!

A Vicar books into a really posh hotel and says to the clerk,

"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"

She replies

"No Sir it is regular porn.... You Sick Bastard"

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Ostrich
13 PERCENT


04.04 | Ground-Zero @ Salon Daomé
04.19 | TBC
05.02 | Ground-Zero @ Salon Daomé
05.11 | Stereo w/ Nicole Moudaber
05.17 | B'day bash @ Le Bleury
05.24 | TBC, Toronto

what do you do when u see a paki in your backyard with one arm

...

laugh and reload

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Originally posted by fullhouse what do you do when u see a paki in your backyard with one arm ... laugh and reload

TALIBANNED!

what do you call a fat chink?






a chunk.