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Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n



Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL

quote:
Originally posted by Alex


What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.



tssssssssss... so good


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Fran666
Party Hard, Dance Harder!



Registered: Apr 2007
Location: Canada's #1 Club


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Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved



Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
the c0r needs mods, and this is me saying this...imagine.

Old Post Oct-22-2008 20:25  Canada
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fullhouse
snowmen full of bullets



Registered: Mar 2008
Location: MTL . Hop la TO

why doesnèt pakistan have a national football team


each time theres a corner they open a dep




how do you sink a paki ship


put it in water

Old Post Oct-22-2008 21:00  Lesotho
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DJ_Misho
Senior tranceaddict



Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Montreal, Canada

Kids Are Quick
______________________________ ______

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
______________________________ ______

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
______________________________ ____________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
______________________________ __ ____________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
______________________________ ____

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
______________________________ ____________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
______________________________ _________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
______________________________ ___
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________ ________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
______________________________ _____
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
______________________________ ____

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Nekya
Senior tranceaddict



Registered: Feb 2008
Location: quebec, Canada

Lol...
I luv it Misho!


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Old Post Oct-23-2008 21:00  Canada
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Nekya
Senior tranceaddict



Registered: Feb 2008
Location: quebec, Canada

Liquidity


-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you will have $49.00 today.

-If you had p urchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you
will have $33.00 today.

-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you will have $0.00 today.

However,

-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


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dj ugo
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Montreal

www.wantickets.com

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Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved



Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Misho
Kids Are Quick


those could also pass for blonde, Newfie or Polish jokes.

Old Post Oct-23-2008 22:21  Canada
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JeremyZF
Senior tranceaddict



Registered: Jul 2008
Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada

quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Misho
Kids Are Quick
______________________________ ______

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

Old Post Oct-24-2008 18:13  Canada
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Dj Nacht
Steve French



Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Montreal

Un jour une famille venant de l'ontario déménage au québec. Arrivés à la frontière québécoise ils débarquent tous de l'auto et le père dit:"Voilà maintenant on est québécois!" Alors le fils demande:"Si maintenant on est québécois,avant,qu'est-ce qu'on étaient?"
Le père répond:"Ontariens" ON 'TAIT RIEN!


lol only works in french

Old Post Oct-25-2008 19:39  Italy
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JeremyZF
Senior tranceaddict



Registered: Jul 2008
Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Nacht
Un jour une famille venant de l'ontario déménage au québec. Arrivés à la frontière québécoise ils débarquent tous de l'auto et le père dit:"Voilà maintenant on est québécois!" Alors le fils demande:"Si maintenant on est québécois,avant,qu'est-ce qu'on étaient?"
Le père répond:"Ontariens" ON 'TAIT RIEN!


lol only works in french

LOL indeed

Old Post Oct-26-2008 01:54  Canada
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