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brancatella
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Oct 2007
Location: montreal

quote:
Originally posted by Nekya
Liquidity


-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you will have $49.00 today.

-If you had p urchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you
will have $33.00 today.

-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you will have $0.00 today.

However,

-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


HAHA! a-fuckin-men

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projectgreen
Junior tranceaddict



Registered: Apr 2008
Location: montreal

Montréal's EDM scene is kinda of joke right now.

I am just saying..

Old Post Oct-28-2008 05:34  Canada
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Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick



Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal

DJ Mag Top 100 DJs 2008

01. Armin van Buuren
02. Tiësto
03. Paul van Dyk
04. Above & Beyond
05. David Guetta
06. Ferry Corsten
07. Sasha
08. Markus Schulz
09. John Digweed
10. Infected Mushroom

11. Deadmau5
12. Carl Cox
13. Sander van Doorn
14. Paul Oakenfold
15. Richie Hawtin
16. Hernan Cattaneo
17. James Zabiela
18. Andy Moor
19. Eddie Halliwell
20. Axwell

21. Eric Prydz
22. Kyau & Albert
23. Gareth Emery
24. Sven Väth
25. ATB
26. Anderson Noise
27. Joachim Garraud
28. Bobina
29. Fedde le Grand
30. Dubfire

31. Aly & Fila
32. Judge Jules
33. Umek
34. Matt Darey
35. Ricky Stone
36. Ricardo Villalobos
37. Lange
38. Daft Punk
39. Benny Benassi
40. Bob Sinclair

41. Deep Dish
42. Mark Knight
43. Astrix
44. Marco V
45. The Thrillseekers
46. Laidback Luke
47. Danny Tenaglia
48. Menno de Jong
49. Marco Lenzi
50. Andy C

51. Offer Nissim
52. Martin Solveig
53. Adam Sheridan
54. Sean Tyas
55. DJ Feel
56. Yahel
57. Roger Sanchez
58. DJ Shah
59. Sander Kleinenberg
60. John O’Callaghan

61. Blank & Jones
62. Cosmic Gate
63. Steve Angello
64. Simon Patterson
65. Gabriel & Dresden
66. Richard Durand
67. Laurent Wolf
68. Matt Hardwick
69. Chris Liebing
70. Erick Morillo

71. DJ Hype
72. Signum
73. Justice
74. Dirty South
75. Wally Lopez
76. Magda
77. Lisa Lashes
78. Pete Tong
79. DJ Vibe
80. Bad Boy Bill

81. Tiddey
82. Greg Downey
83. Marcel Woods
84. Nick Warren
85. Solar System
86. Skazi
87. Mike Koglin
88. Mauro Picotto
89. Sébastien Léger
90. The Chemical Brothers

91. Steve Lawler
92. Fatboy Slim
93. Solarstone
94. Astral Projection
95. Leon Bolier
96. Nic Fanciulli
97. Ronski Speed
98. Tocadisco
99. Booka Shade
100. Alex M.O.R.P.H. & Woody van Eyden

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zeKsg
ZEK



Registered: Sep 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada

Steve Lawler at 94

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Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved



Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

quote:
Originally posted by Alex
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?

Acne waits till you're 13 to come on your face

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Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick



Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal

I forgot that I posted that here, hahahahaha. I'm a fag.

Old Post Nov-01-2008 23:41  Canada
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Paulr
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Montreal, Quebec

this top 100 is bogus....Magda 76, fuckin trance DJs all over the top again and again !!!1 TRANCE MAKE ME WANNA PUKE !

also, what a laugh it was for me to actually see Astral Projection is still in that list... LMAO .... feels we're going backward now


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Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick



Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal

I posted the list in the joke thread for a reason

Old Post Nov-02-2008 00:44  Canada
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Paulr
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Montreal, Quebec

doh ! got filled with hate and it was either TA or hitting my girlfriend with a baguette


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Old Post Nov-02-2008 04:22  France
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nchs09
Traceaddict in training



Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum

quote:
Originally posted by Paulr
this top 100 is bogus....Magda 76, fuckin trance DJs all over the top again and again !!!1 TRANCE MAKE ME WANNA PUKE !

also, what a laugh it was for me to actually see Astral Projection is still in that list... LMAO .... feels we're going backward now
Dj mag is like internetz... srz bzns


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OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved



Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
did you?

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malek
drinks your milkshake!



Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal

hahahaha go BUSH!!


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