"The best car-related innovation we have is not to improve the car, but eliminate the need to drive it everywhere we go.” -Alex Steffen
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: Toronto, Canada
I quote the great Kingsley Amis, in the finest description of a hangover ever penned:
“Dixon was alive again. Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way; not for him the slow, gracious wandering from the halls of sleep, but a summary, forcible ejection. He lay sprawled, too wicked to move, spewed up like a broken spider-crab on the tarry shingle of the morning. The light did him harm, but not so much as looking at things did; he resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again. A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum. During the night, too, he’d somehow been on a cross-country run and then been expertly beaten up by secret police. He felt bad.”
"angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night" -Allen Ginsberg
Registered: Sep 2005
Location: Aurora Borealis
I just noticed something unbelievably unmanly in the lotto 6/49 logo.
Short time TA, Long time Guver, Good time giver.
Registered: Oct 2008
Originally posted by Cro_Addict
Anyone ever wake up the next morning, still feeling kinda hammered?!
I feel like someone just ran over me with a bus
I have a feeling this morning is gonna be like this .. Oh well cheers all !
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: richmond hill, ontario, canada
bloops beleep boop booop blep bleep too tooot boop boop teet blooop blee