Registered: Dec 2007
Location: The Night's Plutonian Shore
I watched The Hunger Games yesterday. What a piece of crap. Battle Royale tears it to shreds. The main character is a boring hull for adolescent fans to slip into. The first hour is boring and just the movie begging the audience to care for the hero. I actually started to root against her. The other characters don't even feel like real people.
Then the actual Hunger Games are just not exciting and interesting at all. I don't blame the novel / movie for being similar to Battle Royale or its dystopian predecessors. I blame it for failing at being anything but a greasy ball off teen schmaltz that is not held together by any logical progression.
Last week I also saw Letter never sent, which is an excellent Soviet film. Like Hunger Games it features survival in nature and a forest fire. What a contrast! Take the forest fire, the Russian's cinematography owns that of Hunger Games in it's teen-angsty CGI anus.
The Hunger Games 3/10 Letter Never Sent 7.5/10
and just to remind everyone: Battle Royale 9/10
Originally posted by Ted Promo
DADS AT DISCOUNTS, TRYING AISLES OF DEALS IN EACH DEPARTMENT. DADS WITH WRISTS LIKE TREE TRUNKS AND A HEART OF POLISHED ONYX. UNFORGIVING GROINS AND LOINS, COTTONELLE TOUCH.
INFINIDADS KNOW THAT I DON'T ONLY WANT LEGOS, I WANT INSTRUCTIONS. DADS OF ALL CALIBERS.
Mar-28-2012 16:22
Meat187
Diese scheiß Katze
Registered: Dec 2007
Location: The Night's Plutonian Shore
Definitely watch Battle Royale. It's Hunger Games in awesome.
After seeing The Hunger Games, I too was disappointed. Battle Royale is a grown ass man's movie on the same subject while THG was more of a Twilight-generation cop-out IMO.
Also, recently watched Survive Style 5+ and thought it was a really enjoyable movie -- had me laughing for quite a while.
Mar-29-2012 00:40
Salegon
Beautiful blond woman
Registered: May 2005
Location: FlowredOcram
quote:
Originally posted by Meat187
teen schmaltz
Too much of this can fuck up the most awesome movie. I simply hate it.
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Mar-29-2012 01:04
Chris Crossland
Duke Silver
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: London
Just watched The Divide.
Phenominal. Funny, fucked up, real. The ending really got to me, made me realize how much we're all savages.
A must see!!
There's a ton of violence, so if you're a pussy, best skip this one.
RT isn't always right, but under 50% is an automatic "give it a miss" for me.
Oh piss off. Why not use your own fucking judgement for once. Oh a couple ******s didn't like this movie, best not watch it...
Fucking sheep...
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Mar-29-2012 01:57
Vector A
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Registered: Apr 2011
Location: U.S.
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
Oh piss off. Why not use your own fucking judgement for once. Oh a couple ******s didn't like this movie, best not watch it...
Fucking sheep...
lol
Mar-29-2012 02:00
Chris Crossland
Duke Silver
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: London
quote:
Originally posted by Vector A
lol
Just the response I was expecting from someone who lets other people make decisions for them.
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Mar-29-2012 02:06
Vector A
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Registered: Apr 2011
Location: U.S.
Hey, 50% is not a high bar to clear. A great many movies make it past that, so it isn't as though I have a lack of variety to choose from. Life is too short to spend on probable duds.