With the same director as 300 and Watchmen I went in expecting great visual effects and a sub par storyline. I would have been fine with that, but there was next to no story at all. Just a mish-mash of hot chicks and sped-up / slowed-down fight scenes with iconic monsters. Just silly.
If you're going to see this at all I think it would be better on Blu-ray than in the theater.
Mar-27-2011 09:16
Cloudburst
I am the maximum
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Jötebårj
I watched Falling Down (1993) again. Good movie.
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Mar-27-2011 10:28
LeopoldStotch
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Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Yawbs,Giaks,and Automobiles
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Originally posted by WittyHandle
With the same director as 300 and Watchmen I went in expecting great visual effects and a sub par storyline. I would have been fine with that, but there was next to no story at all. Just a mish-mash of hot chicks and sped-up / slowed-down fight scenes with iconic monsters. Just silly.
If you're going to see this at all I think it would be better on Blu-ray than in the theater.
he did a solid job with the dawn of the dead remake. 300 was very well done. watchmen was a good movie, but was a step lower compared to 300. then he started to decline drastically. legend of the guardians is horrible. i am sure sucker punch is horrible too. it may be the fact he's done too many movies (3 in the past 3 years). unfortunately he's doing the superman remake coming out next year, so we're going to have low expectations with that one.
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Mar-27-2011 17:05
WittyHandle
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What I don't get is why they can spend millions on visual effects and so little on hiring someone to write a good story. How much can it cost comparatively?
Mar-27-2011 17:35
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: between her
The intricacies of eloquent dialogue and existential discourse are largely lost in translation to the international market, which tends to encompass a majority of the revenue for major motion pictures these days. It's why movies like Transformers 2 are allowed to happen. You don't need to have a significant grasp of the native language a film can flaunt when it's just 90 minutes of dueling robots and absently-veiled Chevrolet plugging.
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Mar-27-2011 17:44
LAdazeNYnights
Crossing Swords
Registered: Nov 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
90 minutes of dueling robots and absently-veiled Chevrolet plugging.
nice.
we can't blame foreigners for the existence of transformers, or similar movies, though. the blame belongs closer to home...
escapist cinema has become a plague here in the states. it's terrible. and the possibility of shooting movies in 3D has obviously been more boner-inducing among directors and producers than perhaps anything in the past. 3D has been used as a "look look look at me" sort of tactic, more than anything else. the only movie that i've really enjoyed the 3D in, to date, was Coraline.
I remember reading that Mars Needs Moms cost $175 million to produce and opened with under $7 million in sales. maybe things will change? maybe this had something to do with del toro getting red-lighted on mountains of madness..who knows.
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Mar-27-2011 19:17
EgosXII
Aphorism
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: Melbourne
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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights nice.
we can't blame foreigners for the existence of transformers, or similar movies, though. the blame belongs closer to home...
escapist cinema has become a plague here in the states. it's terrible. and the possibility of shooting movies in 3D has obviously been more boner-inducing among directors and producers than perhaps anything in the past. 3D has been used as a "look look look at me" sort of tactic, more than anything else. the only movie that i've really enjoyed the 3D in, to date, was Coraline.
I remember reading that Mars Needs Moms cost $175 million to produce and opened with under $7 million in sales. maybe things will change? maybe this had something to do with del toro getting red-lighted on mountains of madness..who knows.
fuckitall
It is such a ridiculous state of affairs: Especially when the studios keep bitching about how much money is being 'stolen' off them from pirates (yarrr)--
they're fucking stupid. Stop spending so much on shit movies, pay for quality cinema and not only will you be spending less, but people will me more inclined to pay... eeeesh
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