you could have just said nice ass... or bum whatever you prefer
Dec-06-2009 16:01
Johnny Jon
GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Montreal,QC
The toilet paper muncher
You know back in the days people used wooden sticks to wipe their butts? I guess they had to watch it when they went to the sugar shack for the maple toffee hahahaha
"Hmmmmmm that taste like shit"
"HA! no kidding, funny story, i just went to take a dump over there and thats the stick i used to clean up my bottom in your right hand...bonne appetit dumbass"
i pity the fool who had to use a pine cone/pine branch but hey it had to be efficient, rips the skin off, super clean. I think i would have waited for winter for the pieces to freeze and fall off. i kid i kid, back to that boring paper of mine...ha i just read what i wrote, i mean paper as in "school work"...although i'd probably wipe my ass with it too, heck the way its going, my teacher will, this paper sucks.
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
quote:
Originally posted by ImmyJ
oh yeah, and there is one place that security is definitely NOT going to look and you don't need tape to make things stick. those in the know trust the dark recesses to beat the man at his own game. paix.
Dec-06-2009 19:28
Johnny Jon
GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Montreal,QC
words of a wise man that i'd probably never shake his hand unless i properly wash them afterwards with sulfuric acid.
Its not a bad idea.I guess he never used a school bag in his life either, saves a few bucks that way. Its like an ass kangaroo, everything's there
"Dude, can i borrow a pen?"
"Yeah sure, lemme go to the bathroom"
"Why? i just need a pen..."
"You dont mind if there's a few yellow corn grains on it?"
Poor guy if he had a class with a 700 page manual.
His parents: "Jimmy, here's the bible, and from now on your going to church school"
Jimmy looks at the thickness of the book: "...HELL NO"
i kid i kid, back to that boring paper of mine...ha i just read what i wrote, i mean paper as in "school work"...although i'd probably wipe my ass with it too, heck the way its going, my teacher will, this paper sucks.
