|Originally posted by Lews |
Oh god no.
Funny story about Coors cans:
About 4 years ago I had a friend over and we were just drinking a few Coors as we watched TV. When he left I hid them under the sink in my bathroom, planning to get rid of them later. My mom came home a few hours later and needed to get something that was under there (still not sure what) and found them.
She found them, obviously, but I blamed it on the contractors that had built the bathroom (several years earlier). Completely bull shit excuse and she knew it, but she accepted it and didn't say anything.
Two years ago I was going through my bassment with another friend looking for something and he looked up at the ceiling and found a Coors can covered with white paint and dust that the contractors had actually left there
Great story, I know.
When I was a teenager, my friend and I consumed nearly everything in my mum's liquor cabinet, over the course of a few months. Anything we'd drink, we would replace with water, or with drinks like whiskey etc. it would be replaced with tea (roughly the same colour).
Mum hardly ever drank anything, but had a cleaning lady at the time. At some point, my mum and her friends were drinking some of it, and found it all to be haxed. Cleaning lady got fired hahahaha.
It couldn't be my son, he'd never do something like that!