Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
if you are going to take your life, do it with some zest and style. Go assassinate a bank CEO or a politician so that your bad fortune can do some good. I mean why not. There are no repercussions so go to town but in a productive way.
Also, try not to eat to much prior and do it in a clean way so that the people that have to clean it up are not too inconvenienced. And make your last statement funny. Nobody likes a downer. Blame fox news or bears.
What ever you do, be creative. Don't go kill students. Retarded, been done and if there is an aferlife, you will not be very cool by the very get go and you can't killyourself there. SO be creative, try to make a positive difference out of your misery and try not to poop too much. nice and tidy for the nurses.