I like to mix and match my drinks throughout the night so that I'm never drinking the same thing twice. I follow no rules, so I'll drink everything from straight whiskey (although I fucking hate it, I'll do it if someone tells me to man up) to fuckin' apple margaritas.
90% of my heavy drinking nights involve a double Vodka+Redbull, a 9oz glass of red wine, a pint of whatever I deem the best beer available where I'm drinking, a shot or two of tequila, a polar bear, an amoretto sour, and then I wing it from there.
When I'm drinking alone, I don't often get drunk, but when I do it's from a few (too many) cans of BitBurger or a bottle of Fifth Leg.
Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.