|Originally posted by richmary44 |
Somewhere to go before hitting up after hours at Stereo ofcourse!
unless things have change, Stereo is predominantly gay. That frat boy overbearing hetero behaviour that bachelor parties tend to bring out will be a rather uncomfortable contrast to the crowd of guys that all have their shirts giving you that look you give to the type of people they try to avoid. Not saying this is you, but they will assume it is.
Not to mention they seem to think a music format of progressive house, the kind that should be and only heard either at a cocktail lounge or a shoe store , is a recipe for fun. They have pretty much been playing the same track for the last few years. Well same genre, which hasn't really changed in any way and basically, you get the feeling that this is just one fucking endless track and there is not a drug in the world that will make it sound good.
And avoid clubs. You can't control all the people that are not in your group. You really want to be spending a once in a lifetime night with some guy masturbating under his pants ? Hire professionals, spend the money because it is one industry that doesn't have some secret place where the deals are amazing. You cheap out, you get the girl that has to take a break to powder her nose and raid your medicine cabinet.
And if you don't completely dehumanize the entertainment, and are not complete losers or douchebags, they will help you with the after party decisions. Because, they and all their friends will be doing something after. The way to a stripper's heart, is by providing a classy respectful and of course fun atmosphere. A stripper will do alot , but where as one environment will put them in autobot mode where they are doing it for the money where they would rather be cleaning vomit, the other one, well that sort of swanky respectful and safe environment with cool people tends to make the person want to go above and beyond not to mention get her friends involved. The first one will get you what ever you want but you will be upsold like you are being sold insurance, where as the other one, well you will notice that they will insist.
IF you are the best man, it is your job to intercede if things get out of control. If the stripper is getting a little too friendly with the groom, it is your job to bite the bullet. In the name of love. And the wife will find out.
Do not hire only one. The power dynamic will make it weird. Treat them well but not in a pervy oh my god, look at her boobs. It is somewhat a sad reality that these girls all have esteem issues, and the more you act like you enjoy the entertainment, but are not salivating like teenagers, they will resort to that sort of co-dependy behaviour that makes them have to validate their worth in a way they know how to. They expect you to act like dog that hasn't eaten in days. When they don't get that, they will try harder. But if you the typical gang of douchebag dickheads, they are there to fuck you out of as much money as possible.
I had a few friends that did this line of work in school , and I heard enough stories , and the rational behind what and why, that this seems to be the general thought process at least among the ones that were not supporting a habit and didn't have to deal with the kind of clientele that are looking for a bargain. So this is from the source, well a few sources. The only bachelor party i threw was for my brother and I paid the stripper not to go near my brother. Cock blocked by the best man. lol. But hey , thats my view.
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old stuff from days gone by (2001-2004)
Mad For Brad's gay little contest
Last edited by Looney4Clooney on May-06-2012 at 13:54