|Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
i remember once, before i met the ex wife.. i was in town at some pub watching the footy england vs portugal semi final in the euro cup.
england ended up losing, so me and my mate went to another pub.. had a drink, but realised the atmosphere there wasnt so great. so we went back to the pub where we watched the footy. this time they were playing hideous obnoxious chart music.
so anyways, i buys a drink, then goes onto the dance floor which is flooded with all kinds of reprobates. theres some fatty on there with shades on, desperate for some jayonaise.. so i walks up to her and nicked her shades, then fucked off for about 20 minutes.. i then came back to her, and gave her her shades back, then says 'right, come on you' .. grabbed her hand,, led her out the pub, and walked behind some bank, and she starts sucking me off on some wheelchair ramp. i dont know how long she was going at it for cos i fell asleep for a bit.
about 5 minutes after i woke up i said 'come on, i want to go get a drink' .. so i took her to this 24 hour license pool hall, have a drink or 2.. then i say 'meet me in the bogs in 2 mins' .. i go to the toilet.. then sure enough 2 minutes later i hear the toilet door open, and in she comes.. i start making out with her, then pull her fat girls knickers down and turn her around and bend her over and start trying to stroke her ovaries. then i thought 'ill squat down and watch my fingers entering this watery blanc mange' .. so i squats down, and am faced with around 20-25 whiteheads strategically placed all over her fat bum in a variety of sizes and shades of white/yellow. so i stands back up.. pull out my 2/3rds erect wilkins, and bum her for about 3 minutes. cum inside her, wipe my tired bellend on her skirt, then left her and went home
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.