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EddieZilker
This is the dance.



Registered: Jan 2009
Location: Marijuana Sex Camp

Find out if his mother goes to church.

Go to her church.

Insinuate herself into her social circle.

Start telling stories about her gay son.

I'm almost sure she'll beg him to come back to keep your yap shut.


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pkcRAISTLIN
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location:

tell him to fuck off. yes this will make things uncomfortable with the room mate but if he wanted nigfag to live with you he should’ve organised a bigger house.

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ziptnf
Programming your future



Registered: Jun 2008
Location: Louisville, KY

Here's what you do: hire a random black guy to be your "new loud-voiced gay black roommate" and your freeloader will feel like the spotlight has been put on the new guy now and will get all jealous and leave.


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MSZ
satur8



Registered: Jun 2005
Location: What

Just shit all over him when hes lying down on the couch, gotta do it quick.

...Damn I knew I should have read all of the replies. Damn you Jay-Z.

quote:
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i shit in his computer chair. it was his bed, computer, drawers, coat pockets ect that got the meat.

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OrangestO
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Feb 2010
Location: Cigar City

Stir his coffee with your dildo.

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Banora
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Sushipunk Army HQ

quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
Stir his coffee with your dildo.


I have a $100 vibrator, that thing is not worthy to go near anything of his.

quote:
Originally posted by MSZ
Just shit all over him when hes lying down on the couch, gotta do it quick.


My couch is red (bright cherry red) and it already looks like a massive shit stain in the exact position where he lies on the couch.

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
Here's what you do: hire a random black guy to be your "new loud-voiced gay black roommate" and your freeloader will feel like the spotlight has been put on the new guy now and will get all jealous and leave.


I used to know a ton of them from Connection. I regret becoming a hermit sometimes.

quote:
Originally posted by infiniteJEST
SHE TOOK THE XBOX


He hogged the Xbox as much as he hogs the tv. He also erased my New Vegas save to make room for his Eternal Sonata save!


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I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Silky Johnson
Reach for the sky, Honky!



Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Player Hater's Ball

quote:
Originally posted by Banora
Okay, here are all the details.

So, we moved into a new place back in February because of the shit-tier people we lived with last time. Apartment is awesome, everyone gets along well, etc. So, I come home one day around the start of April and there is some guy sleeping on the couch and no one else is home. I wake him up and he says he is a friend of my roommate's boyfriend (who lives with us (and should be noted hasn't paid rent since February because he just opened his own business)), he was just kicked out his mom's house and needed a place to stay for a few days.

I knew this guy a few years ago, actually, I went to his house before. I never really liked him (he's gay and thinks gays should not be allowed to marry, nor adopt, nor have any protection rights, he's also black and thinks all black people should be killed basically he loves playing the victim (kept dropping hints to me about the 'like sooo tragic ordeal' he had over the few months and kept doing it in the hopes I would ask (I finally did and he said with a dramatic whisper 'I don't- I just- I can't even think about it right now!' ), not to mention he or I should say his mother is outrageously rich. Like... holy fuck rich.

So I set up an extra mattress in the loft for him so he can have a place to be and not be in our way. Nope. He's never even used it. He just lays on the couch all day (which, by the way, has this huge disgusting stain from where his body lies). He has the loudest inside voice ever, not to mention a very stereotypical gay voice, so the vowels aaaareee suuuuuuper draaawn ooooouuut. He also stays up all night practically screaming and laughing into his phone; I've started to stay at my grandma's when I have to get up early else I will wake up every few hours to "LYK OMG RIIIIIGHT? AHAHA OH MUH GAAAWD I KNOOOOOW", since I have the misfortune of my bedroom being right next to the living room.

He eats everything non-stop. I had a grocery bag of about 4 pounds of tea bags; almost all gone. He doesn't believe in using the same dish twice ('lyk omg no that is sooo grooooss') but he also won't clean the dishes, or take out trash or really do anything. Our electricity bill has tripled since he's been here. He invites people over when no one is home. He also started to get defensive about the tv, and throwing sulking, pouting sessions when other people wanted to watch something while a favorite show of his was on.

Here is the problem. The friend who invited him likes him and wants him to stay. When his girlfriend and I brought up the fact the freeloader has been here for a bit he defensively brought up the fact the freeloader found a job; his first job ever (at 26) as a server... 20 miles away... where the public transportation doesn't run and he doesn't have a car.

I don't know what to do. I've tried making the place less inviting for him by taking away the living room tv (said it needed repairs), taking the xbox, but the guy roommate lets him use the computer/internet (where he BLASTS diva-house music all day and night) and the only AC unit is in the living room (but I am also thinking of taking that away saying it needs to be cleaned out). We're hiding/not buying food or drinks anymore. We can't tell him the landlord will be mad with him crashing here for an extended period because the landlord is a friend of the roommate who invited him.

Any suggestions?






Uh, have you tried the direct approach? Lol. Good god man. These threads always go the same way. Complain about someone/something but don't actually deal with it head on.


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Banora
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Sushipunk Army HQ

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
Uh, have you tried the direct approach? Lol. Good god man. These threads always go the same way. Complain about someone/something but don't actually deal with it head on.


Telling him to GTFO isn't going to work because of the one roommate who wants him to stay.


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I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Yohan
Champion of Deep&Nu-disco



Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Kitchener, Ont, Soviet Canuckistan

I'd slap the shit out of your roommate for being a retard. I suppose I can be more understanding if this freeloader doesn't cost you or inconvenience you, but this freeloader is costing you money. Fuck him.

Tell your roommate that this situation is unacceptable. Your charity will only go so far before people just use you because you won't put a limit to your generousity


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quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
not true. i say "ugh"
but i am a tranny.

quote:
Originally posted by kotsy
lol colour me retarded

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Silky Johnson
Reach for the sky, Honky!



Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Player Hater's Ball

Well then I guess it's too bad you're surrounded by fucking children. Who cares if the landlord is a friend? If I were a landlord, I'd want to make sure I was getting my dues. Rent free is rent free. And right now you've got someone living there rent free, period. If all the landlord is is mad with him when you tell him, then you've got much bigger problems.


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Yohan
Champion of Deep&Nu-disco



Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Kitchener, Ont, Soviet Canuckistan

I'd also slap the shit out of the freeloader's parents for not teaching their son some manners. Just rude to make a mess out of someone else's house and being a nuisance. If I was crashing someone's house, I'd be like a tiny mouse and stay out of people's way. Unless I'm having an orgy.


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quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
not true. i say "ugh"
but i am a tranny.

quote:
Originally posted by kotsy
lol colour me retarded

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MSZ
satur8



Registered: Jun 2005
Location: What

Make up a lie, how he walked into you showering and starting jerking off. Its best.

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