so i'm suppose to beat off for the rest of my life?
#forever alone
Nov-17-2014 05:02
Joss Weatherby
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Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Haha.
Nov-17-2014 05:05
Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal
Plenty of people jerk off even when they have gfs.
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Nov-17-2014 05:15
Joss Weatherby
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Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
I've seen multiple girls list in their dating profile under if you should message them or not "if you can date someone and not also masturbate or watch porn".
Nov-17-2014 05:20
Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal
For instance:
My ex read too many fucking Twilight books and thought that every time we fucked there had to be candles lit and fucking Andrea Bocelli music playing softly in the background.
Sometimes you gotta just fire one out.
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Nov-17-2014 05:21
Joss Weatherby
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Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
quote:
Originally posted by Alex
For instance:
My ex read too many fucking Twilight books and thought that every time we fucked there had to be candles lit and fucking Andrea Bocelli music playing softly in the background.
Sometimes you gotta just fire one out.
How old was she!?
Nov-17-2014 05:41
Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal
Dude, that's the worst part. It wasn't like she was some 18 year old naive virgin. She was fucking 25.
Needless to say we didn't date for very long. She was an oddball.
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Nov-17-2014 05:46
Joss Weatherby
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Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Weird. I dated a girl once that was super liberal, like fiery liberal, but was super conservative about sex because of being raised religious, even though she was now an atheist. It was strange. Like she had abandoned every element of that upbringing except sexual identity. Wasn't like you described, but...
Nov-17-2014 06:12
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Also beating off isn't over rated. I take words that Tribu gave me many many many years ago when I am feeling bummed about not having got any in a while: "sex is just mutual masturbation really if you think about it, and often a lot more gross and disappointing than using your hand".
Nov-17-2014 06:17
Dykes_on_Jay
Ape me.
Registered: Aug 2012
Location: Shenzhen LBC
Can't wait to read the gay lesbian truck stop wall scrawling that this thread is most certainly bound to spew.
And Nou: have you actually ever got laid? If so, just fucking state it and everyone will buy you a beer, say congratulations and never mock you again. But if not, stop tactically flirting around the subject in an attempt to make everyone think you have a sex life, because it really isn't convincing anyone.
Hmm, I see my own post from almost three years ago in that thread.
Speaking from own experience, if you're unsatisfied about a certain aspect of your life, change it. When it comes to women, it matters a lot how you present yourself as a whole: clothes, approach (then personality), intelligence, physique and other strong points. Don't change yourself to someone you're not, but work on improving yourself. Just like you are attracted to certain attributes of women so are they when it comes to a man. Identifying those isn't hard. And posting on a half-dead forum won't change or help you in any way. Get out there and do it.