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you damned dirty ape....er human?!?!
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jonze
CORe Version: EU Court of Human Rights has agreed to hear a case to determine if chimps are humans.



http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=11867

Austrian Chimpanzee launches appeal to gain formal legal status as a human being.

The European Court of Human Rights has agreed to a preliminary hearing to determine whether chimpanzees are entitled to the legal status and protections granted to human beings.

The action is being sponsored by the Association Against Animal Factories, an activist group based in Vienna. Eberhart Theuer, the group's legal advisor says, "This case is about the fundamental question: Who is the bearer of human rights? Who is a person according to the European Human Rights Charter?"

At the center of the case is Hiasl, a 26-year old chimpanzee now called Matthew by his keeper, Briton Paula Stibbe. Matthew currently shares a shelter with another chimpanzee named Rosi in the town of Voesendorf, outside of Austria. Their upkeep runs nearly $8,000 a month and the shelter recently filed for bankruptcy.

Donors have stepped in to offer assistance, but Stibbe says only official status as a human can permanently prevent Matthew from being transferred out of Austria. That status would force the state to appoint a guardian to look after his status, and presumably also entitle him to government assistance for upkeep.

A win for the group could have sweeping ramifications for the entire European Union, with legal precedent existing for apes -- and possibly other animals -- to receive the rights, protections, and even medical, financial, and social benefits of human beings.

A lower court dismissed the original case without directly addressing whether or not an ape could legally be adjudged a human. So Miss Stibbe and the AAAF appealed directly to the European Court of Human Rights, which has agreed to a preliminary hearing.

Miss Stibbe says, "Since he has no close relatives, I am doing this as the person closest to him." She says she also plans to legally adopt Matthew as well.
Gauss
That's absurd.
glass
I'm all for it, I could totally get away with throwing my feces at people that walk past my house:p
DigitalPhoenix
I'm all for the care of animals but that's pushing the issue way too much
Taxpayers have enough burden to deal with our own kind, then for animals?

Fail
whiskers
You, wacky Europeans!
Sunsnail
Only in Austria :rolleyes:
The17sss
LOL.. is this for real?
iammesol
:wtf: :stongue:
Dr. DAS
quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
Only in Austria :rolleyes:


I know a great house in Austria, recently made available, with a large underground habitat...perfect for a newly humanized chimp.
DJ Shibby
haha! awesome.

Whenever I hear a person laughing, I am certain I'm hearing monkeys.

kadomony
what wont those wacky aussies do next!
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