Fao Iammesol
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smakmagik |
'A Dudley teenager has survived being bitten in the face by a shark - in his own bedroom. Sam was 'attacked' when he sleepwalked into a long-dead souvenir shark hanging on the wall. He was left with the creature embedded in his cheek and blood pouring from a wound. His mother was woken by her son's screams but arrived too late to fend off the holiday souvenir. She said: "It was like something out of a horror film. The shark must have been embedded in Sam's cheek for about 15 minutes and he was in a lot of pain." Sam, who escaped with just a small scar, added: "It was the most frightening experience of my life"
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elFreak |
i was disapointed when "stop being a fag" wasn't the meat of the post.
like omg e snatch!
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smakmagik |
quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
i was disapointed when "stop being a fag" wasn't the meat of the post.
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That news item was just a pretext ;) |
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elFreak |
i suck at metaphors but rock at methamphetamines. |
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Xenocreator_PG_ |
I want a souvenir shark, this would be good for my business. who is selling this souvenir sharks? I must order a few now. Now goat damn it!!! :whip: |
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iammesol |
:stongue:
Good thing I don't sleepwalk. |
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bas |
quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
i was disapointed when "stop being a fag" wasn't the meat of the post.
like omg e snatch!
:p | lol |
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sweds00 |
Shark pinchers FTW!!!
NOMNOMNOM |
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