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The funiest spam message ive ever recieded! (may cause offence)
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| jonsimmonds |
Just had this, it made me laff so much! here it is!:
Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com/ it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.
http://www.darkprofits.com/
(some referenced to child porn where removed as funnyness value can only go so far) |
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| torontotrance |
| they selling plutonium also? |
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| Maaz |
| lol... I want a Tomahawk missile :D |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| wow, those were some pretty good deals! how could you resist a free portable rocket launcher? |
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| Renegade |
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^^ Wow you must be the only person I've ever met, apart from my dad, who supports the Vale. :p
What part of Stoke you from?
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| KilldaDJ |
| cant u see ur not right |
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| whiskers |
| no, thank you, i order from microsoft :D |
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| sykadelik |
| I wouldn't mind two lesbian slaves! :p |
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| tu_face |
| mmmmmmmmm... skag! |
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