Something for anyone who doesnt like spiders...
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THE_Chris |
:erm:
Heres one for you. :tup:
This all happened last night.
Ok so a few minutes ago I was just browsing the forums, when I saw something moving on the wall out the corner of my eye. I looked closer and was greeted by this.

It ran around on the wall a bit more while I got a ruler to measure it.

At this time, I saw a much smaller spider wander over, take one look at this monster, and leg it.
Soon after, the goliath dropped down the wall, ran under my pillow, across my bed and stopped for a rest at the bottom.

Now normally I dont mind having spiders in the room - keeps the place free of little flies. But this **** was just too big. No way was I havinging an 8cm spider running over the bed while I was asleep. He moved a bit again so I decided to make my move.

After a chase, I picked him up, cupped in both hands. He didnt like being in there so tried to get out (wriggling a lot). My original plan was to put him out the window, but noooo. He decided he was going to be awkward. :mad:
I opened my hands to let him out onto the windowsill outside, when the bugger ran all the way up my arm, and onto my back. At this stage I brushed him off and went to catch him again. But he was no-where to be found. He'd made a run for it. Just to make sure, I took my top off to see if he'd run down the inside. He hadnt.
He's still in the room somewhere. :erm: |
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Cloudburst |
What if you eat him while you're asleep... |
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chavs |
quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
What if you eat him while you're asleep... |
How could you eat an 8 cm spider without noticing? |
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DJ Cinos |
I think he meant "what if it eats you while you're sleeping?" |
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Lumps |
Eccchh. I can't believe you cupped that monster in your hands, man. :eek: |
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chavs |
quote: | Originally posted by DJ Cinos
I think he meant "what if it eats you while you're sleeping?" |
Well, but again:
How could an 8 cm spider eat you without noticing?
:haha: |
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Cloudburst |
quote: | Originally posted by DJ Cinos
I think he meant "what if it eats you while you're sleeping?" |
yeah, either that or he gets a crunchy night snack! :D |
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XaNaX |
putting it outside, I would have taken my shoe to that bastard. |
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Marcy |
i admire your guts man... next time use a vacuum. |
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EyesOfExtasy |
quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
What if you eat him while you're asleep... |
You get a nutritious meal while sleeping |
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Nite-Mer |
I can't believe you grabbed that ****** either. Did you know for a fact that it wasn't poisonous. My friend got bit by a brown rackloose about a month ago. It bit him three times, in his sleep, and he is still suffering because of it. It's poison is like acid and ate a bunch of skin off his leg. Pretty nasty. |
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SID133 |
good going
now you prolly pissed it off
ide sleep else were till i killed that bad mamajama |
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